| wnce upon a tiyme theie wos a gerl corlled Hilary and she had a frend called Sarah and Charlote and sharlotte and a mummmy and a dady and a cat called negro. Y do I hear the voices in my head? Once upon a tim she got up one day ande as if by majic there was a kar on her driyve and it was a Minny and it was rede and so it reminded her of a comunist fashist dictator and so she caled it Starlin. So Ol' Hildenburough (this was Hilaryse nickname and she licked it and so she used because she thiught it was funny!). and so she got in her red mini kalled starlin with her frend Sara and Charlote and Charlotte and a mummy and a daddy and her cate nigel and it didn't go. As if by majic mummy noticed a tamberine and as if by magic charlotte nowticed that the car would only work if ydou beat the tamberine and so Charbotte (the other one) did. And as if bby magic the car werked superciliously. She found this rather poignant. Never befour had young hilda felt the intence humming of evil in such an authoritative manner. Hilly became quite terned on by this. Sarah said for fuck sake i'm realy pissed off and stresSed and charlotte needed 12 cigars and charlotte (not that 1) got really exited and mummy and daddy made sum gherkin sandwiches and norma the goldfich said blub. Just then as if by magic Hilly woke upe and realized it was all just a dream. She found this quite horny. |
