Hi my name's Dean.  There's nothing that I love better than getting sloshed.  Infact, i've had quite a few already... i'm finding it quite hard to type right now.  That's because...... i'm PISSED!!!
Right now i'm drinking a few cocktails... and if you're lucky I might just tell you how to make them! Oh what the hell, here goes!  Oh, wait, I can't remember what I put in them... ah bugger.  You know what?...... i'm PISSED!!!
Ah... i'm well gone!!  I just reemebered one.  here goese!!!!
~ THE DESTRUCTOR ~

I called this one the destructor because I hav it then I get destoryed!!!!

1. A pint of beer (any pint will do, but i prefer one thats about 8 - 8.5%)
2. A shot of sambuca
3. A shot of whiskey
4. Another shot of sambuca (just for luck)
Here's anutheer couple that i hjust rmememembered
~ THE ANNIHILATOR ~

this is calledd the annihiliater because wehn i have it i get annihilatted!!!!

1. A pint of beer (again anny will do n but i prfeer super tennats because its 9.5%)
2. a glass of wine
3. a glass of port
4. a triple shot of rum
55. some grenadine
~ THE BLACK DEATH ~

this is called so sbecause it looks black and it alm,ost kill syou but also because it brings out boils underyour arems that busrt wneh you touch them.

1. small ammount of balckcurrant
2. two pints of beer
3. a glass of winey
4. a shot of sambuca
5. a some bleach
6. paintstripper
AH im fucked!!!!! i just hads al l those cocktaisls that i wrote ABOVE"!!!!!!
~ DOCTOR DEAN'S SARS VACCINATION ~

This one is a mouther fucker!!!!! Its so stotmeg that it can cure sthe sars virus!!! AND ITT GETS YOU SHAMMERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. a keg of beers
2. 10 shots of 90% absynth
5. 1 bottle dod sambuca
3. pennicillin
4. a pinch of nutmeg
6. toilet cleaner
7. lots of vinegar!!!
~ THE ABSOLUTION ~

this iss my neeweset invetntion that shas note been tryed yet becasue im making it now!!!! but im PISSSED so i cant have any coordinatsion.

When os drink thais i may die so i leave mey leggascy to yous ok here goreds this is some serious shit im doin

1. a small amounts of milk
2. 2 spponnfulls of sugar
3. a mug of boiling watetr
4. a TEABAGG!!!!!!!!1
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