There’s a place I know,
A place I can go,
Anytime I want.
It’s free to get in,
Though it’s filled with sin,
And your passport is a bottle.

To drink is sublime,
I always enjoy my time.
If it’ll dumb my mind,
I’ll have a drink of any kind.
Jackie D, So Co, or Absolut,
The Captain, Bacardi, make me puke.
Tequila, rum, vodka, or just beer,
Just keep me away from Everclear.

So I might spew out my brains,
Maybe I’ll also lose all my pains.
Memories gone, senses shot,
It’s much better when with pot.

So when I get drunk and stuff,
Please be kind and give me no guff.
Just let me be and have my fun,
It won’t be that long till I’m done.
Once I’m passed out and my mind is black,
I’ll wake up and my life will be back.