All my skits
Janet's skit.
Braking new Sarah Brittan has just been caught as a nerd she has a legal defense of being a person with short pants and big glasses. ( she is a nerd )
Janet( oh high Sarah)
Sarah ( did you tell the news people I am a nerd)
Janet( ya)
Sarah ( totally awesome dude)
Janet( oh I thought you would be mad and I wont have to be your friend and talk to you darn didly)
Sarah ( well you you are just well your a cow!!! Moooooooooooooo!!!
Janet( I am so hurt)
Janet( well your a bum)
Sarah ( Oooh burn)( well Well I am not a bum) as she runs away)
Janet ( Good times Good times as Janet walks into the sun set)
Another Skit.
Brett I like things
Michael I like things to
Dionne you are all stupid and ill kill you in your sleep
Sarah ok then
Dionne knifes
Issi: I like to read.
Janet you are all so boring lets play dolls as she starts laughing her head of
Brett/Michael do you have problems Janet
Janet not really but well lets play dolls she laughs again
issi Lets read and tell stories guys
Everybody no
Aaron comes up
Everybody go away your not wonted here.
Aaron fine I will leave.
We all shout yes
Then heather hey guys
Everybody glares
Heather what
Janet laughs really loud!!!!
Dionne says we stair at everybody who comes near
In comes Sarah back from the bath room . London hey Sarah where's my chilly dog.
As Sarah falls on the ground because her pants fell down
And we al laughs then Madison came in and Said do wont to go out side
No one said yes
She walks out.
As the bell rings Sarah falls over again and falls in the garbage can and we all fell of are seats laughing really loud.
Jokes for the dumb ( Sarah I mean you)
What is a nerd? A (Sarah)
What goes Mooo? A (Sarah)
What is a thing that's brow and yellow? A( Winnie The pooh)
Where do nerds go to have a party A ( Sarah's house)
At the New York city high school
The gang is sitting in class being board listening to all the boarding speeches.
As the bell ring
Everyone runes out as we stay sitting for lunch
We always have are little weird conversation and well this is one.
Janet: Why is the sky blue
Issy: well the light rays reflect into your eye....
Janet: I never need a real answer
Sarah: What is a lolnapana
Dionne: well from the Greek word loll pop you get Lolo and a lonapana in a pineapple tasting loll pop.
Janet; You guys no every thing no fair
Sarah: no you just don't no anything.
Dionne: you guys are both stupid there is no word lonapana.
Janet/Sarah: oh... We new that
Brett walks in
Brett: Hey ... what are you looking at
As Janet response as she always does
Janet: Your... Mom
Well after a couple minuts
Why is the grass green
Issy: .....Well...
Janet: NEVER MIND
AS THE BELL RINGS
Well the teacher walks in
everyone in you desk
we just sit their
Brett: I Don't fell good i am going to go sit with Madison that will make me feel better. ( lol)
Sarah: are you coming Janet
Dionne: knifes
as Class starts we all go back into boredom.