Welcome to the SECRET MESSAGE! Aye... I be stoppin' to be talkin' like dat now. 'Cause I be one of da pirates of dis here Pirate's Cove! Muhahahahahahahahahaha! I be da one hoo rigged dat dere volcano to explode perfectly onto B-Gockia and nowhere else! And doze darn fools dat made dis here site haven't a dang clue! Muhahahahahaha! And, if you be a squeler and squeal a wurd of dis to da guild leader I'll sure, um, do someting! Unless you'd rather a prize from dem! Yup, da prize is anything from his shop for free from dat der trading post. Oops! I shouldn't a told ya dat, should I? Go on, tell 'em, I don't care! Muhahahahahaha! RRRRRRRRR! Someone has been a squeler and squealed, darn that foureyes10! He might be next!
