| ~*Excuses for Stuff*~ Excuses for the place being a mess: - Rowdy raccoons ransacked my room - Two Words - Buffalo stampede - I did try, but all those things on the floor.. they are stuck down. - I'm practicing at being a pig farmer and this is my practice pig sty - I was savaged by a Hoover at a very early age - I can't clean with out a court order - Doing housework brings me out in a rash - I'm trying to create the world's largest indoor landfill - I'm allergic to cleanliness - Broom handles, splinters, a coincidence.. I think not! - Have you taken a deep breath? that sock is an air freshener - My doctor wont let me life anthing heavier then a remote control - It's a union sized job and I'm not a member - But I cleaned last year Excuses for needing more pocket money: - I'm saving up for a holiday home for us all - My piggy bank went bankrupt - My skateboard needs an oil change - I'm saving up for a tattoo - My broker called and the market for sugar cane is real hot right now - I have alot of overheads - I need more food, I'm going to be a sumo wrestler - It's the inflation.. it's killing me - Because the child of a wonderful parent like yourself only deserves the best - I want to put it in a fund for my further education - Would you believe me if I said I was giving it all to Charity? - Becuz you have to have money to make money - My pet cockroach needs some surgery - I'm making a big campaign contribution Excuses for always being on the Phone: - I just can't hang up on the President now can I? - I'm calling Freefone I LOVE MATHS - It just takes a long time to tell people what great parents you are - It's not "spending too much time on the phone", its netoworking... - I confess, I'm a yakkasaurous - I'm preparing for a career in telemarketing - If I'm the 249th caller I get to win a T-Shirt - I'm aiming for a plave in the Guiness book of World Records - You know that my phsycic friend predicted you would be upset about the phone bill - Would you believe the handset is stuck to my phone again?! |