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Shitty is the name given to the shittiest reenactor who ever got shot while taking a shit during the Civil War Reenactment. He is also known as: Shitler, The Shitmeister, Jay, Shit Factory, Big S, Shit Head, Mr. Stanky, Speise Jr., and Sergent Shit. He has been shot at the toilet, had candy thrown at him around the campfire, and yet he still lives. Contrary to popular belief, he is not related to Shi or Ty, the two gentlemen who ran for President and Vice President last year. Shitty happens to be the son of a certain vice principal at a certain high school. This page is in no way meant to make fun of or disrespect the fine Shitty, but only to explain what happened to those who might not have been present when these events occured. |
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