Once upon a time there was a cow that had Down syndrome. His name was Lee. The other cows didn't like Lee because he acted different than they did. This made Lee sad. One day, he thought about suicide. It seemed like a good idea to him. He wanted to put himself out of his misery. But when he visited his guidance counselor, they had a little chat and Lee changed his mind. He learned that suicide was bad.
Lee didn't want to do anything that was bad. He decided to keep his self-esteem up by joining the hockey team. His parents didn't want him to, because he could be hurt. But Lee was a rebel, and he disobeyed his parents. When he did get hurt, Lee's parents became very angry with him. Their anger caused Lee to be unhappy, and he started to find flaws with himself. He began to think that he was fat. His parents told him that all cows are fat. Ignoring them, Lee became anorexic.
This lack of food he always experienced drove him insane. He became crazy. His parents decided that the learning disabled class Lee was in wasn't giving him the help he needed. Lee was transferred to The Institution for the Mentally Challenged. Because of his retardation, Lee didn't understand what was happening. He became even more depressed and started misusing his medication.
Life was very bad for Lee. Then something happened that helped him with his problems. He made friends with a young cow named Lucy. Lucy was in The Institution because she believed that she was an alien. She and Lee became very close friends. She even convinced him to stop misusing his medicine. And then one day, Lucy tried to go "back to her home planet". Lucy tried to escape from The Institution, and when the staff tried to stop her she attempted to strangle them. She was shot in the neck while climbing over the fence. She died a few minutes later.
Nobody explained to Lee what happened to Lucy. He kept waiting for her to come back. Then he tried to escape, and succeeded. Lee then joined a cult. It was called The Cannibalistic Cult of Doom (CCD). He thought that it was just a club, because that's what they told him. A regular cow would have been able to tell that giving sacrifices and wearing weird costumes wasn't normal club activities. But, with Lee's down syndrome, he just couldn't figure it out. Then the cult decided that they didn't like Lee. They figured that he just wasn't helping enough. The CCD decided it was time to sacrifice Lee to their gods. They tied him to a stake and burned him to death. They left some to please their gods and ate the rest. The Cannibalistic Cult of Doom had struck again.
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