U may B a hacker if…

1. You can turn on a computer.

2. You’ve heard of EDIVAC or UNIVAC.

3. You’ve ever setup a LAN.

4. You’ve ever setup a program.

5. You “Know.”

6. You lose someone’s phone#, so you check to see if they have a file on the N.S.A. secure server.

7. You’ve ever tried to use Linux.

8. You’ve heard of “Unix.”

9. You chuckle every time someone says “Secure Server.”

10. You avoid all vowels except for Y and U.

11. You walk around talking in leet.

12. What’s a telephone?

13. You know every single keyboard Windows shortcut.

14. You understood half the things in this list.

15. Does “1337” mean anything to u?

16. You don't need a T.V. 2 watch "Hackers"

17. You know the old way to open the restricted functions on library computers.

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