Ok, this is Tara and Gunther. Gunther is the fat blob of wasted lard and oxygen, whereas Tara is not. There, you should easily be able to tell them apart. Now, I have to tell you their story, so you get it. First i'll tell you the shortened version of Tara's story, from her point of view...

I, Tara, used to live in a small town called, lets just say Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa. Then, for no apparent reason, my family decided to move. So we traveled for a very, very, very, very, very long time. Then we came to stay in Fishstix Falls, Rhode Island. Now, keep in mind that niether of these locations are real, and are just a sad excuse of poor imagination. Anyway, when we came to Fishstix Falls, our house was a little puny two-story thing crammed between 2 other little puny two-story things. My first day there, I met this, ummm, odd, person. His name was Gunther. I just asked him where the mall was, and he started drooling. It was really disturbing. And that is the story of my life right now. I'll fill you in later if anything else happens. And later info will be displayed in DIARY FORM! WOOOOO! ya. thats all.

Now that you know Tara's story, it's time for you to read Gunther's...

Hi it's me, Gunther. A few weeks ago, the neighbors in the house next to mine moved away for no apparent reason. Something about I'm evil and can annoy anyone to death. *ptttttth* Like THAT could ever happen... ANYWAY! When the new neighbors moved in a few days after that, I expected a normal boring family that would eventually get a restarining order againt me, like everybody else that lives in Rhode Island. But, while I was on the porch, eating a popsicle, they drove up in their mini-van and started unloading. They looked normal, untill the new girl got out if the car. I was speachless. Her hair blew daintly in the breeze. Her stunning eyes shining like the moon. Her whole face as beautiful as a daisy. You get the picture. Then she came up to me and asked, "Hey, where is the nearest mall?" I almost fainted! SHE was talking to ME! But, stupid me, I just smiled and drooled like an idiot. I hope I get another chance at a first impression. Well, actually, it would be a second impression...
Thats all for now. I'll tell you more, if more happens. But all info in the future wil be written in DIARY FORM!!!! TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! HE!

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