Well, this is, obviously, the Debate section. Duh. Well, this is where Twinkie and Crab Cakes yell at each other about their own random opinions about random subjects. Also, the parts that Crab Cakes says is always in maroon, and Twinkie's is in purple. That way, you know who is talking. VERY SMART, no?

THIS WEEK'S DEBATE SUBJECT IS...

SHOELACES!

Ok, so, we're supposed to argue about shoelaces? Who comes up with this stuff? Well, anyway, I think shoelaces are one of the most SPEC-tacular inventions ever invented by an inventor. Don't you agree, Twinkie?

NO! Shoelaces are a waste of time, money, sanity, oxygen and lard! Kind of like Gunther. They trip you, they get stuck tied in a knot, they cut off the circulation to your feet causing potential health problems; head trauma, constipation, blindness in one or more eyes and may cause you to not be able to live anymore! For crying out loud! This is the... *leans over and asks, "Wha, what century is this?" **cough, "Hack, hack, twenty first, cough, cough.***...TWENTY FIRST CENTURY PEOPLE! *starts hyperventilating, then passes out*

Oooooooooooo...k then. Well, I think we all know now that Twinkie dosn't really like shoelaces. I also think that we have to stop this debate short so I can call an ambulence, a psychiatrist and my mom. Bye for now people!

WILL TWINKIE BE ALRIGHT? WILL CRAB CAKES'S MOM PICK UP THE PHONE? WHO CARES. JUST, COME BACK NEXT WEEK FOR A NEW, AND HOPEFULLY MORE MEANINGFULL, DEBATE.

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