If I'm not the crack of the cork
And the shot in the arm
Across the room like a four alarm
Some kind of danger, I look that way
You try to be cool with little to say
I can't be the calm (your bottle of wine)
I have to be a quarter, not a nickel and dimes
I want to be the prayer answered when you meet me
The pain, the bat and the blood when you beat me [2x]
'Cause you're Infallible, Bombastic
Sonically Elastic
Energetic Spastic
Explosive Plastic
Sculpture, Cast it
Mclaren, Passed it
Emotional, Drastic
Egg first, Crack it
First date, Mack it
Suitcase, Pack it
Eightball, Rack it
Sadness, Don't mask it
Thoughts, Scholastic
Glockenspiel, Blast it
Pack of butts, Hack it
A hit song, Track it
Hatred, Whack it
Sorrow, Sack it
Wasted, Drink it
You thought it, Think it
Like "Pretty in Pink" kid
Battleship, Sink it
Big dream, Make a bid
Do it, You just did
If I'm not the crack of the cork
And the shot in the arm
Across the room like a four alarm
Some kind of danger, I look that way
You try to be cool with little to say
I can't be the calm (your bottle of wine)
I have to be a quarter, not a nickel and dimes
I want to be the prayer answered when you meet me
The pain, the bat and the blood when you beat me [2x]
Because you're impossibly protected
Criminally respected
Soulfully connected
Chaotic and hectic
Temptress, Naked
Candycoat, Bake it
Dune city, Rake it
Concerns, Placated
You know you have to make it
If it's not broken, break it
If it's stolen, take it
Answer with a bayonet
Dime bag, Stash it
Accelerator, Mash it
Get out like a exorcist
Sado like a masochist
Nine-0, Thrash it
Five-0, Smash it
Hotel room, Trash it
Coming down, Crash it
Like pistols and pink sid
Stir it up and drink it
Big leap, Make a bid
Do it, You just did
If I'm not the crack of the cork
And the shot in the arm
Across the room like a four alarm
Some kind of danger, I look that way
You try to be cool with little to say
I can't be the calm (your bottle of wine)
I have to be a quarter, not a nickel and dimes
I want to be the prayer answered when you meet me
The pain, the bat and the blood when you beat me [5x]
hey mister
i really like your daughter
i'd like to eat her like ice cream
maybe dip her in chocolate
hey mister
on your way to work
in your volvo suit and tie
we'll be crawling in your bed soon
messing around maybe
getting high
it's not what you did
it's not what you didn't
God gave her the perfect body
now i'm all up in it
it's not she's a tramp
it's not she's not pure
she just likes getting her fuck on
and it's a good one at
that i'm sure
na na na na na
hey mister
i really like your daughter
when i'm horny like thirsty
she's a bottle of water
hey mister
how'd it get so bad
you raised her so well
now she's calling me dad
in the back seat naked of her new
volkswagen
the perfect little gift for high
school graduation
na na na na na
i eat all the food in your fridge
call my friends
around the world rack up your
long distance
do breakstands neutral drops
wreck all your cars
drink all the booze in your
cheezy ass wet bar
order stuff on your credit cards
leave boogers in the skippy jar
smooke your cigars
answer your phone tell your boss
you moved to mars
when you call in late from work
tell your wife you're at the titty bars
na na na na na
i can't lie i have to tell the truth
man to man mister it's all
a total spoof
your daughter's a freak
your daughter's a pro
when i'm done with her she'll do
one of your bros.
i hope i never have a daughter
i hope i never have a daughter
sometimes it's time to
think about it
sometimes it's time to find time
it's not like you really lost it
like a lucky penny or your mind
a ghost of you is on her lips
a shattered glimpse of
when you'd play
leaving only silence
on another lonely day
but this is not the time
it's not the time to feel
you have your instuctions
now you better close the deal
step up i said step up
do you hear me
when i'm talking to you
i said step up you stupid little fool
too long in the game to not know
the rules
step up step up step up
don't even think about
thinking about
what you're going to do
step up step up no way
some dimple's
going to take you back to school
i oh why
i oh why
sometimes it's time to
think about it
sometimes it's time to find time
he may be her lucky penny
that she'll never get to shine
the streets between
them are melting
as he puts together the
bits of steel
he can still smell the
flowers she kissed
in a way that he could feel
but they sent you the money
her address and the day
and the usual intructions
the blow the mark away
step up i said step up do
you hear me
when i'm talking to you
i said, step up you stupid little fool
too long in the game to not know
the rules
step up step up step up
don't even think about
thinking about
what you're going to do
step up, step up no way
some dimple's
going to take you back to school
i oh i
i oh why
why oh why
why oh why
yes this is your body
yes this is your face
this is your truth
your hatred your disgrace
she may be a mirror
in jest of your mistakes
or a monster too
who could understand your place
she may be a mirror
she may be a mirror
she may be a mirror in jest
of your mistakes
she may be a monster
she may be a monster
she may be a monster
who could understand your place
step up i said step up do
you hear me
when i'm talking to you
i said, step up you stupid little fool
too long in the game to not
know the rules
step up step up step up
don't even think about
thinking about
what you're going to do
step up no way some dimple's
going to take you back to school
Sitting in an empty house
On a simple chair in the corner
Of an empty room
On a wooden floor
With nothing between here
And where I came from
Except for a girl
Waiting for a bus
With a leather knapsack
Over her shoulder
And hope in her eyes
And enough beauty
To fill this empty room
A thousand times
Like you
Like you
Like you
Just like you
Like you
Like you
Like you
Just like you
She ties her legs in a bow
And like butterflies
Her eyes close
Then her soul streches
Like paint in the rain
She breathes
Her arms fall up
Streching up reaching
She moves the sun
Like you
Like you
Like you
Just like you
Like you
Just Like you
Like you
Just like you
Like you
Like you
Like you
Just like you
Like you
Like you
Like you
Just like you
Like you
Like you
Like you
Just like you
Like you
Like you
Like you
Just like you
Like you
You dont really want to get
involved in my life
its kinda scary like a slurpee brain frezze,
you dont really want to taste
more than the first kiss,
because if you do
there are some things you
should know about me
Im a messed up kid
with a messed up head,
driving this wreck of a life
through all the yellows and reds
cause my messed up parents
messed up and had me
if you want something totaled
just give me the keys
so you think thats
kind of charming
everyone you knows
a little confused
but i bet theyre not all
super-jinxed
black cloud bad luck shit magnent
psyco mood swing lunitics
like me
Im a messed up kid
with a messed up head
driving this wreck of a life
through all the yellows and reds
cause my messed up parents
messed up and had me
if you want something totaled
just give me the keys
and all of my friends are all a mess
theyre all a mess just like me
if you put us all together
it gets really ugly
im a mess
im a messed up kid with a
mess of a life
I look for boots with my teeth
And my back with a knife
I cant explain all the fuck
Ups and failures
Cant remember any names
Its not something quantifiable
And its not some kind of game
What does it mean when
Everythings fucks up
What does it mean when
Everything sucks
What does it mean when you don?
Want to leave the house
Youd rather stay in bed drunk
Im a mess
you lie and cheat i might have to beat you you stab my back i might put the
heat to you dont drag your feet you
know you have to face me its not just once that youve disgraced me
layout your soul get rid of the weakness dont diss your boys over some princess
girls come and go but friends are a life
sentnce i'd walk away but your one of my best friends
there is no piece of ass worth a friendship
a friend doesnt let a friend bang another friend's girlfriend
there is no piece of ass worth a friendship
dumb enough to go there nothing will mend it
no matter the excuses or just how loose she is
what will follow wont pay for the juiciness
dude but dude
i dont know
i dont know what to say
say
i am a fucking idiot
i never should've gotten into it
and i will never do it again
say
i am a fucking idiot
i never should've gotten into it
and i will never do it again
i felt at the moment the two were introduced
he's just the type and she's a toulouse
so i took him aside
tld him she was with "D"
he said what do i look like a fucking lewinsky
two weeks later she was greased up
and screaming
the story came out
full details of reaming
so everyone hates everyone
it's all fucked up
by L.A.'s worst starjocking slut
there is no piece of ass worth a friendship
a friend doesnt let a friend bang another friend's girlfriend
there is no piece of ass worth a friendship
a friend doesnt let a friend bang another friend's girlfriend
dude but dude
i dont know
sorry
say i am a fucking idiot
i never should've gotten into it
and i will never do it again
say say say
i am a total piece of shit and undeniable hypocrite i promise not to do it again
your mind's a blank
your face a prank
like you took it point blank
got runover by a tank
low rank frank
no lower than you sank
when all by yourself
you're the world's biggest wank
with only you to thank
ass butthole stank
belching with all your own
piss you drank
and your own green spunk
from your morning spank
on your way to a dumpster
with an armful of crank
there is no piece of ass worth a friendship
dumb enough to go there nothing will mend it
there is no piece of ass worth a friendship
dumb enough to go there nothing will mend it
nothing will mend it
i dont recommend it
i dont recommend it nothing
say
i am a fuckingg idiot
should've never gotten into it
i'm a fucking idiot
i'm a fucking idiot
into it
into it
into it
i skate with the rodents
run with the birds
give with the pen all
notes and words
i may seem gone now
it may seem absurd
but melodies don't die
our song will be heard
may 26 is a day not to be missed
no more lies just the big fat dis
our shit is history no more misery
or sick trickery
or the current bribery
for both of us are free
the concrete fleas
and the electric trees
i'll wait until midnight
at which time you will call
to tell me the virdict
that you don't care at all
it's been weeks since i've seen you
months since i was nice
i never brought you flowers
you never came twice
just midnight meetings
in random motels
illicit dealings
with nothing to sell
we'd talk alot
often 'till dawn
with interest in all said
and all the new songs
then we'd go there
it was often great
to that place beyond
a whole other state
then fall asleep
carefully knowing
it was all true
i'll wait until midnight
at which time you will call
to tell me the virdict
that you don't care at all
it's been weeks since i've seen you
months since i was nice
i never brought you flowers
you never came twice
just midnight meetings
in random motels
illicit dealings
with nothing to sell
the concrete fleas
the electric trees
blue latex bess
cardiology
no mystery, like dysentery
free
or atleast we'll see
i'll wait until midnight
at which time you will call
to tell me the virdict
that you don't care at all
it's been weeks since i've seen you
months since i was nice
i never brought you flowers
you never came twice
just midnight meetings
in random motels
illicit dealings
with nothing to sell
we give ourselves
a beginning a middle and an end
we look for love
and a couple of friends
it's how you see it
not what you see
you don't really know much
just what you believe
give me something to hold onto
give me something to keep
you don't have to give it all
just enough to let me sleep
you don't have to give it all
i gave myself
a beginning a middle and an end
still look for love
and have a couple of friends
that's how i see it
but it's not what i see
you don't really know me
i'm not what i seem
give me something to hold onto
give me something to keep
you don't have to give it all
just enough to let me sleep
you don't have to give it all
give me something to hold onto
give me something to keep
are you half empty
what have they stolen
are you half full
what did they fill you with
give me something to hold onto
give me something to keep
you don't have to give it all
just enough to let me sleep
you don't have to give it all
you don't have to give it all
you don't have to give it all
just enough to let me sleep
i want to be an addict
i want to be a whore
i want to be a headcase
with no apparent cure
i want not to be responsible
for the things i do and say
to be considered a mad genius
for the idiots i blow away
i'm all up in this girl whose
husband is a cop
should i stop
hell no
hell no
i want to be eccentric in the
hughsian
sense of the word
i want to be cooked up and filleted
never to be served
i want to carry out coups
military and the like
to kidnap royal daughters from
big palaces at night
i want to do the things
they say can never be done
i want to pass every lesser car
in my lemans prepped mclaren f1
i'm all up in this girl whose
husband is a cop
should i stop
hell no
should i stop
hell no
but i think i'm being followed
i get all skitchy it's hard
to swallow
maybe i'm just wallowing
in self pity
maybe it's just this psycho city
or the fact that she's so
fucking pretty
i want the dealers to roll
me fatties
pimps pick me up in their in-the-
mud caddies
thugs lay down their gatties and
battles
i want every last motherfucking
bad guy to call me daddy
one day i'll be grown up
you'll still be in my head
i'll be all broken up
and left to rot in bed
one day i'll panic
think that i was never good
and think of all the things
i woulda coulda should
one day i'll not wake up
one day i'll be gone
the last thing you'll hear from me
are the verses of this song
one day
one day i won't smoke
three packs of cigarettes
cause i'll have things
to be happy about
discard my regrets
one day i'll call you
allow all the truths
even though it's much too late and
all the points are moot
one day i won't wake up
with a headful of cement
knowing i must've got kicked out
of every place that i went
one day
it'll be different
one day
it will change
is one day far away
is one day the only way
one day's not yesterday
it's only a day away
does one day even matter
do you think i'll be okay
what would i do if
you gave me just one
thought
cross your fingers
untie the knot
one pulse
a little shiver
pull the trigger
one day i'll be different
one day i'll change
one day
one day it'll be different
i know that somehow things have
to change
one day it will all be different
i swear i think i can change
are you ready to crawl
on bloody skinned knees
to the sound of bullets
and bombing in the seas
are you ready to fall
from your safe perch up high
to the trenches below
where you'll be asked to comply
are you ready to take it
face down like a pig
squealing in agony
while they ask you to sing
are you ready to hide
everything you know
every last emotion
without letting it show
can you wake up
just one more time
can you get up
pretend you feel fine
best wishes
and warmest regards
are you ready to color
all the pages with grey
let all the memories
every last word go away
are you ready to scratch
at the scars not yet healed
at the feet of your enemy
like grapes ripped from peels
are you ready to squander
the things you don't have
on things you don't need
without getting sad
are you ready to cut off
every semblance of being
all of your senses including
not knowing not seeing
can you wake up
just one more time
can you get up
pretend you feel fine
can you wake up
just one more time
can you get up
pretend you feel fine
best wishes
and warmest regards
are you ready to spread
all your dignity all your hope
open like legs and you're naked
on a strange unmade bed
are you prepared to surrender
the flag that is your own
and call whatever far away
your last home
are you ready to have nothing
ready to be nothing
ready not to feel
ready to be over
and it to not know
that the worst is real
can you wake up
just one more time
can you get up
pretend it's all fine
can you wake up
one more time
you'll have to pretend
that it's all fine
my best wishes
and warmest regards
if i stay up late enough
something might happen
and if i drink just enough
i may be happy
if i think just enough
i'll see that nothing really matters
if i stay up late enough
something might happen
to be to try
the girls and guys
to see to cry
as we watch them fry
to flee goodbye
while the innocent try
the plea the sigh
try and indemnify
with dignity and thought
crucify the lot
the bought and sold
unraveling the knot
all boiling cold
smoldering in rot
the stories been told
although we forgot
there has to be something
there has to be someone
out there
there has to be a answer
a prescription a prayer
if i stay up late enough
something might happen
and if i drink just enough
i may be happy
if i think just enough
i'll see that nothing really matters
if i stay up late enough
something might happen