Females and the ¿

So my sources tell me, that the ¿ is used in the Spanish language ... but I am not Spanish, I am just a confused teenager ... Je pense je peux parler en français mais ... Zut! ... So anyways I am in a state of confusion, and as any male, I am trying to understand and comprehend the female mind. After many trials and tribulations, I have found that the ¿ solves most of my incomprehensible problems ...

In conclusion to much of my time spent pondering, I have figured out that if you use the formula: "¿ = female mind" then most is understood. The female mind is always changing and always varying, I am not being sexist, just observant (males are too, but that isn't what I'm talking about right now). You never know what will happen. The future cannot be predicted, it will come when you get there ... Don't attempt to understand things that can't be understood. Once things happen, they are over; before they begin, they don't exist. Remember this and you will be a much happier person. At least I am. The ¿ is the variable in the formula for the future.

If we did something in the past, it has happened, and cannot be changed. We tend to continue on into the future no matter what happened in the past. This is the way. It is not necessarily a good way, but it is the way. Most people tend to look at the past either with nostalgia or bitterness. Neither are positive things to have. You must either not look at the past, or you must look at the past positively as you head into your future without wanting the past back.

There is a lot of past and present involved in relationships, and females are involved in relationships. This is why I am talking about the past and future. The ¿ is something that one can use for those uncontrollable ideas that involve any resentment or nostalgia.

The past is gone and the future is coming. Life is like an ¿.