Moose aboot the hoose

All you have to do is spend one year in a spooky mansion

Sara would like to say that the mess is due to her moving in.
Yeah. Right.

The third floor balcony,
Designated launching pad for flaming arcade machines

The basement and TV area
Someone explain the Construction sign please.

Sara is a Cook Captain.
Doesn't really need me to add a joke does it?

Lowther's resident Guard pumkins.
100% Useless in any thief scaring capacity