Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie...

Q: What's a man's idea of helping with house work?
A: Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote control between his feet.

Q: Why are men like blenders?
A: You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Q: What does a beer bottle and a guy have in common?
A: There both empty from the neck up.