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d.tuned is renowned for producing quality race
vehicles and entered the customer market with Phix, it's first Service
Centre. At Phix, the d.tuned mechanics will slave over your vehicle to
solve any and every problem and, thanks to d.tuned's patented
Disturbance Prediction System (DPS), they can even solve problems that
probably weren't ever going to occur. d.tuned's commitment to quality service continues with Phix as all the techniques they learned on the racetrack will go into your vehicle in the form of d.tuned's Techniques We've Learned On The Track: The Book: Hardcover Edition. We guarantee no other company will beat our service or price, in fact, we are so confident that we invite you to take your vehicle to whomsoever offers as much as we do for as much as you pay, but as you will be getting the the same deal if you do find such a place, it would benefit you if you simply kept your vehicle at Phix and had your service done here. |
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For all the times when you turn the radio on in
the car and you get no sound, or the sound simply isn't loud enough,
d.tuned has opened their Thirdparty chain of Service Centres. At d.tuned's Thirdparty, our employees will take meticulous care in removing the useless or inadequate radio and replacing it with a strip of rubber or plastic that will match your vehicle's interior colour and texture, making it look as though your car was never fitted with any audio equipment at all. But, the work does not stop there. d.tuned takes pride in doing all their jobs thoroughly and will remove all of the cars speakers, audio cables and even the external antennae, in addition to any other audio equipment, stripping your vehicle of any semblance of electronic audio production. No longer will people make fun of non-operational or underpowered car radios. Radio? What radio? |
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d.tuned's Customer Care Department is one of the
company's proudest achievements. At each and every one of our Service
Centres you will find d.tuned's Customer Care Centre where you can go,
relax, purchase a beverage at our near-exorbitant prices and know your
vehicle is in good hands. Our Customer Service Representatives will sit you down and read you a bedtime story to keep your mind at ease while our mechanics figure out what they're doing and, if that's not enough, you can play video games against our in-house experts whose sole purpose in life is to defeat and demoralise you time and time again. If you bring your vehicle in during the afternoon, you can opt to participate in the daily bonfire where you can roast marshmallows over our in-house oil-fire. Rest assured, d.tuned's Customer Care Centre is family-friendly and free. |
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d.tuned's driving school is open to members of
the general public who may need a bit of practice before their licence
test and race car drivers who, like the general public, may need a bit
of practice before their licence test - and that's not all that the
school offers. The d.tuned Driving School also offers classes on defensive driving, to help you avoid the aggressive drivers on the road and could prevent accident and injury. If defensive driving does not suit your fancy, we also teach offensive driving where you will learn proper red-light-running techniques, weaving between traffic efficiently at break-neck speeds, scaring the crap out of the other drivers and tell-tale signs of police speed-checks. You can register for d.tuned's driving school through any of our other fine establishments, and, for a small certification guarantee fee, we give you our personal guarantee that you will pass your test, before you even step into a vehicle, or we will issue you a replica license, free of charge. |
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