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Fictional Sponsors, Inc. is dedicated to
manufacturing fictitious names of goods and services that are just
believable enough to serve their purpose and also blatantly rips-off
existing brand names and modifies their often unknown logos to create
new, non-existent products. In the short time that they have been operating, Fictional Sponsors, Inc. have quickly grown to become one of the largest pseudo-firms in the world. |
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The French University, a world-renowned
educational institution, has succeeded in creating a multi-cultural,
multi-religious, and multi-ethnic environment where all students live
and learn in harmony, with the simple phrase "F.U." at the centre of
their lives.
Founded in 1983, F.U. had these goals in mind and has not strayed. Currently, F.U. accommodates 3,000 at its campus in Lyon, France, and facilitates up to 500 additional students through its distance learning programme. |
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Rae-Rae Communications has been operating out of
the cane fields of Trinidad for quite some time, but only recently has
its popularity exploded, mainly due to its introduction of String and
Can telephony, which surpasses the alternate provider's service, both on
price and reliability, leading to Rae-Rae Communications quickly
developing a loyal customer base. Rae-Rae Communications also offers mobile services such as the all-new Carrierpigeon™ system and is expected to soon challenge for supremacy of Trinidad's telecommunications market. |
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Conesco Idiocy Correction Agency
protects its policy holders against their own stupidity. For the moments
when one decides to swallow a battery, Conesco offers full coverage for
self-inflicted injury, inclusive of suicides. Conesco currently serves over 45,000 idiots, 27,000 morons and 600 Yaris/Vitz owners throughout the Americas and is among the fastest-growing Idiocy Correction Agencies globally. |
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The leading manufacturer of custom
socks, Life Socks' socks are known for their exceptional comfort and
aptness when the wearer is surrounded by the misery of others. With 12 sock-producing plants globally, and another 4 multi-million dollar facilities to be opened within the decade, Life Socks intends to consolidate its position as the world leader in sock production. |
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The Laventillian hotel and casino
provides the best in service at a price that's easy on your pocket.
Their valets ensure that you will never have to park your expensive car
again and are the only hotel in the world to offer the 'duck and run'
workout, which will have your heart pumping in no time. Their
wide-screen windows bring shootouts, gang wars and police chases to you,
live, in all it's glory. Just one night in the Laventillian and you'll understand why visitors call the experience "surreal." |
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Arguably the world's first
alive status modification drink, Gramma's Own remains solidly among the
top brands in Trinidad and Tobago and, by extension, Guyana. But Gramma's Own has it's advantage over it's competitors: It can also be used as a weedicide without affecting it's life status modification properties. But, please, always enjoy Gramma's Own responsibly. |
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