i was drinking over at ryan proulx's during one of his parties in july and had just tipped back a beer bottle to drink when all of a sudden the bottle was driven into my teeth. this was entirely due to the fact that craig clinton, while making out with ryan (or at least trying to), raised his elbow which then collided with my upraised bottle. needless to say that after this point i followed (in slow motion) the course half of my tooth took in it's journey to hitting the floor.
i got the tooth fixed the following day. the worst part of this story is that in fixing my tooth the dentist almost completely eradicated the gap between my front teeth.
i can no longer make bird noises.