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| Part of the dodgy-Dave funnyshit sites. Thrusday 29April 2004 |
| Older Jokes - still funny Yo Mama is such a drunk if it weren't for the olives in Martini's she would starve to death. POLITICIAN WALKING What do you do if you see a politician walking down the street with half a head? ANSWER: Stop laughing and reload. BANGING AND BANKING Sex is like a bank account, you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. SEX MATH 101 What kind of maths don't they teach you in school? The one where you add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply. YO MAMA Yo Mama's so fat you can swim in her bellybutton. IF YOU WERE MY HUSBAND. A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him if you were my husband, i would poison your drink. The man then replied if you were my wife: I would drink it. |
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| NEW JOKES submitted by you What is red and green and goes about 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? Line dancing at the nursing home What is 6.9? A 69 interrupted by a period I asked my grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said: "No, but i have done 53 -- thats all the sailors I could screw in one night. Did you hear about the 80 pound guy with the 40-pount testicles? People say he was half nuts? Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea? What you didn't!?!, its all over town |
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