| Week 1 | |||||
| Hooters | Headbutts | ||||
| Qb: | Tom Brady (NE) | 0 | Qb: | Eli Manning (NYG) | 6 |
| Rb: | Ryan Grant (GB) | 0 | Rb: | Brian Westbrook (Phi) | 12 |
| Rb: | Earnest Graham (TB) | 0 | Rb: | Jamal Lewis (Cle) | 0 |
| Wr: | T.J. Houshmandzadeh (Cin) | 0 | Wr: | Terrell Owens (Dal) | 6 |
| Wr: | Patrick Crayton (Dal) | 0 | Wr: | Greg Jennings (GB) | 0 |
| Fl: | Reggie Bush (NO) | 6 | Fl: | Jason Witten (Dal) | 0 |
| K: | Stephen Gostkowski (NE) | 5 | K: | Rob Bironas (Ten) | 5 |
| St: | New York Jets | 0 | St: | San Diego Chargers | 0 |
| TOTAL: | 11 | TOTAL: | 29 | ||
| Chunky's Flounders | Glazed Donuts | ||||
| Qb: | Jay Cutler (Den) | 8 | Qb: | Tony Romo (Dal) | 4 |
| Rb: | Frank Gore (SF) | 6 | Rb: | Brandon Jacobs (NYG) | 0 |
| Rb: | Lendale White (Ten) | 6 | Rb: | Laurence Maroney (NE) | 0 |
| Wr: | Randy Moss (NE) | 6 | Wr: | Calvin Johnson (Det) | 0 |
| Wr: | Roy Williams (Det) | 6 | Wr: | L.J. Smith (Phi) | 6 |
| Fl: | Nate Burleson (Sea) | 6 | Fl: | Willie Parker (Pit) | 18 |
| K: | Mike Nugent (NYJ) | 2 | K: | Jeff Reed (Pit) | 8 |
| St: | Green Bay Packers | 6 | St: | Buffalo Bills | 6 |
| TOTAL: | 46 | TOTAL: | 42 | ||
| Woglom's Warriors | Hoochie Mommy | ||||
| Qb: | Drew Brees (NO) | 12 | Qb: | Brett Favre (NYJ) | 8 |
| Rb: | Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac) | 0 | Rb: | Joseph Addai (Ind) | 0 |
| Rb: | DeAngelo Williams (Car) | 0 | Rb: | Larry Johnson (KC) | 0 |
| Wr: | Marques Colston (NO) | 0 | Wr: | Plaxico Burress (NYG) | 0 |
| Wr: | Ben Watson (NE) | 0 | Wr: | Santonio Holmes (Pit) | 0 |
| Fl: | Ted Ginn (Mia) | 0 | Fl: | Jonathan Stewart (Car) | 0 |
| K: | Nate Kaeding (SD) | 6 | K: | Adam Vinatiera (Ind) | 7 |
| St: | Chicago Bears | 8 | St: | New York Giants | 0 |
| TOTAL: | 26 | TOTAL: | 15 | ||
| Geeks on Call | Hell's Angelas | ||||
| Qb: | Matt Hasselbeck (Sea) | 4 | Qb: | Donovan McNabb (Phi) | 12 |
| Rb: | LaDanian Tomlinson (SD) | 0 | Rb: | Adrian Peterson (Min) | 6 |
| Rb: | Edgerrin James (Arz) | 0 | Rb: | Marshawn Lynch (Buf) | 6 |
| Wr: | Reggie Wayne (Ind) | 6 | Wr: | Larry Fitzgerald (Arz) | 6 |
| Wr: | Antonio Gates (SD) | 6 | Wr: | Dwayne Bowe (KC) | 6 |
| Fl: | Lavernaeus Coles (NYJ) | 0 | Fl: | Thomas Jones (NYJ) | 6 |
| K: | Ryan Longwell (Min) | 7 | K: | Mason Crosby (GB) | 6 |
| St: | Dallas Cowboys | 0 | St: | Indianapolis Colts | 0 |
| TOTAL: | 23 | TOTAL: | 48 | ||
| Benchwarmers | Ned the Dog | ||||
| Qb: | Peyton Manning (Ind) | 4 | Qb: | Ben Roethlisberger (Pit) | 8 |
| Rb: | Marion Barber (Dal) | 12 | Rb: | Steven Jackson (StL) | 0 |
| Rb: | Willis McGahee (Bal) | 0 | Rb: | Michael Turner (Atl) | 12 |
| Wr: | Torry Holt (StL) | 0 | Wr: | Braylon Edwards (Cle) | 0 |
| Wr: | Marvin Harrison (Ind) | 0 | Wr: | Chad Johnson (Cin) | 0 |
| Fl: | Selvin Young (Den) | 6 | Fl: | Hines Ward (Pit) | 12 |
| K: | Nick Folk (Dal) | 4 | K: | Shayne Graham (Cin) | 4 |
| St: | New England Patriots | 0 | St: | Minnesota Vikings | 0 |
| TOTAL: | 26 | TOTAL: | 36 | ||
| High Score For the Week | |||||
| Wk | Team | Pts | Wk | Team | Pts |
| 1 | Hell's Angelas | 48 | 9 | ||