| Standings | ||||||||||
| Won | Lost | PS | PA | |||||||
| Flounders | 2 | 0 | 88 | 64 | ||||||
| Headbutts | 2 | 0 | 77 | 28 | ||||||
| Benchwarmers | 1 | 1 | 71 | 66 | ||||||
| Hell's Angelas | 1 | 1 | 70 | 65 | ||||||
| Woglom's Warriors | 1 | 1 | 56 | 60 | ||||||
| Ned the Dog | 1 | 1 | 53 | 74 | ||||||
| Hooters | 1 | 1 | 48 | 63 | ||||||
| Hoochie Mommy | 1 | 1 | 47 | 53 | ||||||
| Glazed Donuts | 0 | 2 | 76 | 83 | ||||||
| Geeks on Call | 0 | 2 | 50 | 80 | ||||||
| 10 | 10 | 636 | 636 | |||||||
| x- Clinched Playoff Spot | ||||||||||
| Results From Last Week | Top Scorers (for Week 2) | |||||||||
| Headbutts 48, Ned the Dog 17 | QB: | Jay Cutler (Den) | 16 | |||||||
| Hooters 37, Glazed Donuts 34 | RB: | Brian Westbrook (Phi) | 18 | |||||||
| Hoochie Mommy 32, Geeks on Call 27 | WR: | Anquan Boldin (Arz) | 18 | |||||||
| Flounders 42, Hell's Angelas 22 | K: | Ryan Longwell (GB), Joe Nedney (SF) | 15 | |||||||
| Benchwarmers 45, Woglom's Warriors 30 | ST: | Green Bay Packers | 12 | |||||||
| Next Week's Schedule | Top Scorers (Year to Date) | |||||||||
| Woglom's Warriors (1-1) vs. Hell's Angelas (1-1) | QB: | Rivers (SD), Cutler (Den) | 24 | |||||||
| Ned the Dog (1-1) vs.Hoochie Mommy (1-1) | RB: | Brian Westbrook (Phi) | 30 | |||||||
| Headbutts (2-0) vs. Glazed Donuts (0-2) | WR: | Owens(Dal), Ward(Pit), Boldin(Arz), Chambers(SD) | 18 | |||||||
| Geeks on Call (0-2) vs. Flounders (2-0) | K: | Longwell (Min), Kasay (Car), Nedney (SF) | 22 | |||||||
| Hooters (1-1) vs. Benchwarmers (1-1) | ST: | Green Bay Packers | 18 | |||||||
| Transactions | ||||||||||
| Woglom's Warriors: Released Jeff Garcia (TB). Acquired Matt Cassel (NE). | ||||||||||
| Woglom's Warriors: Placed Marques Colston (NO) on IR. Acquired Antwaan Randle-El (Was). | ||||||||||
| Hell's Angelas: Placed Javon Walker (Oak) on IR. Acquired Eddie Royal (Den). | ||||||||||
| Hooters: Placed Tom Brady (NE) on IR. Acquired Kurt Warner (Arz). | ||||||||||
| Hooters: Placed Vince Young (Ten) on IR. Acquired Joe Flacco (Bal). | ||||||||||
| Woglom's Warriors: Placed Ben Watson (NE) on IR. Acquired Tony Scheffler (Den). | ||||||||||