Week 9

 

      With another loss by the Hooters to the Headbutts again, they now find themselves in a tie for first place with the red hot Hell’s Angelas. With both teams winning their last two weeks, the Headbutts are in 2^nd place and the Glazed Donuts are alone in 3^rd place. Everyone else in the league has a losing record. With their first weekly pot, the Glazed Donuts could be running away with the Money Cup, and now have a 31 point lead over the Headbutts. NFL Notes:  How bad was it for the Rams Sunday? Marc Bulger was their leading rusher with 32 yards…After Sunday, Kurt Warner has a career 21-4 record in the St. Louis Dome…In the “Who’s Tracking these Kind of Stats” Dept.: The Bengals are 5-1 since 2004 in which they wore the orange jerseys and white pants…Here are the highlights from Week 9:

Headbutts 39, Hooters 28: Rob Bironas scored 13 points and Eli Manning added another 12 points as the Headbutts nursed the Mammary Glands and snapped the Hooters seven game winning streak. David “Green” Akers led the Owl Logos with 14 points, and they left 35 points on the bench. The Headhunts swept this year’s series, and are the only team to beat Brother Mike this year.

 

Ned the Dog 17, Flounders 9: Down 11-9 going into Monday night, the trio of Clinton Portis, Chris Cooley, and the Washington Redskins “Potatoes” defense could not score and the Dog Pound skinned the Fish to snap a two game losing streak. “Big” Ben Roethlisberger added six points on Monday night for insurance. Ned is now 9-1 against Chunky in the last 10 games and has won the last two games.

 

Woglom’s Warriors 23, Hoochie Mommy 10:  The hyphenated running back team of the law firms of Maurice Jones-Drew and BenJarvis Green-Ellis both scored and the Warriors continue their domination of the Moocher’s. With the help of the Momma’s leaving 25 points on the bench (“Old Hat” Matt Stover had 13 points); the Woglom’s swept this year’s series and outscored her 49-25. He also is a career 3-0 against the Hoochies.

 

Hell’s Angelas 31, Geeks on Call 16: Donovan McNabb scored 8 points to help the Hell on Wheels burn the Geeks to win their fifth straight game and now sit in a tie for 1^st place. Going in the opposite direction, the Bleaks lost their fifth straight game and now are the leaders to bring the beer next year. Coach Biddison swept this series this year and outscored him 79-49.

 

Glazed Donuts 45, Benchwarmers 30: Everybody in the starting lineup except Dallas Clark scored and the Blazing Nuts scorched the Bench Scrubs and move into third place. The Glazed swept this years series and now has a four game winning streak against the Commish. He is also 8-2 in the last 10 games. Surprising, this is Coach Murphy’s first weekly pot this year. 

 

Bye this Week: Dallas, Cincinnati, Tampa Bay Washington

 

Top Fantasy Kickers scoring

 David Akers                         Hooters                                                          80 points

 John Carney                         Free Agent                                                     78 points

 Matt Bryant                          Free Agent                                                     78 points

 Stephen Gostkowski           Hooters                                                          72 points

 Rob Bironas                         Headbutts                                                     71 points