Week 8

 

      The Hooters and Hell’s Angels continue their winning ways to stay 1-2 in the standings and the Headbutts snap a two-game losing streak to stand alone in 3^rd place. The Glazed Donuts have now grabbed the Money Cup lead by 14 points over the Flounders. Coming Soon: Midseason Reports!!… NFL Notes:  Through Week 8, home teams have won 63% of all games, which thus far is the second highest winning percentage since 1970…The Arizona Cardinals could not break their East Coast jinx against Carolina, and fell to 0-3…The “High Powered” Houston Texans have now scored 27 or more points in each of their past five games…Here are the highlights from Week 8:

 

Headbutts 33, Flounders 27: Down 22-15 going into Monday night, Lendale “Not from Yale” White scored 12 points for the Fish, but the Headhunts countered that move with 11 points from Rob “The Blob” Bironas to counter the Fish Attack and the Headbutts held on to snap a two game losing streak.

 

Glazed Donuts 43, Hoochie Mommy 31: Down 37-28 going into Monday night, Adam “Spinach” Vinatiera could only manage 3 points and the Donuts put the pounds on the Momma to even both their records to 4-4. “Kill” Phil Rivers and Anquan  “Laundry Foldin” Boldin led the Blazed with 12 points apiece.

 

Hell’s Angelas 20,  Ned the Dog 9:  Despite calling in his lineup this week, the slumping Dogs could only muster nine points and the Hell’s Bells slid by for their fourth straight victory.  Even the 12 points by “Door” Matt Schaub on the bench would not have helped Ned.

 

Hooters 31, Woglom’s Warriors 28: Santana “Hanna Montana” Moss scored 12 points and Stephen “The Big” Gostkowski added another 11 points as the Hooters scalped the Warriors to win their 7^th straight game.  Drew “Don’t Tease” Brees led the Woglom’s with 12 points in London.

 

Benchwarmers 45, Geeks on Call 22: Down 31-22 going into Monday night, Reggie “No Gain” Wayne could not score for the Beeks, but Peyton Manning scored 14 points to help the Bench Jockeys smother the Greeks.  “Rowdy” Roddy White added 12 points for the Commish.  The Commish is amazingly lucky in Week 9 and owns a 16-3 record.

 

Bye this Week: Carolina, New Orleans, San Diego, San Francisco

 

Top Fantasy Running Back scoring

 Lendale White                     Flounders                                                      60 points

 Brian Westbrook                 Headbutts                                                     48 points

 Ronnie Brown                      Ned the Dog                                                 46 points

 Marion Barber                     Benchwarmers                                              42 points

 Clinton Portis                      Flounders                                                      42 points