Week 2
Two weeks into the season and we only have two
undefeated teams in the league: the
Headbutts and the Flounders. On the dark side, the Glazed Donuts and Geeks on
Call are still fighting for their first victory of the season. Commish’s Corner: Former
Headbutts 48, Ned the Dog 17: With the game already won, “Life of” Brian
Westbrook scored 18 points on Monday night and Terrell “Kinda Quiet” Owens
added another 12 points to run up the score against the Dog Pound. Thanks to
the barrage of points scored on Monday night, the Headbutts win their first
weekly pot this year.
Hooters 37, Glazed Donuts 34: Down 37-22 going into Monday night, Tony “The
Homo” Romo scored 12 points, but L.J. “Cool” Smith got a goose egg and the
Hooters held on for their first victory of the year. The Donuts were led by
Anquan “Texas Hold em” Boldin with 18 points, while Stephan “The Big”
Gostkowski led the Knockers with 13 points. The Donuts also left 46 points on
the bench.
Hoochie Mommy 32, Geeks on Call 27: Down 32-21 going into
Monday night, the Dallas “North 40” Cowboys defense could only manage to get
just one defensive TD and the Hoochie’s held on to win their first game of the
season. Ryan “Still Kickin” Longwell led the Greeks with 15 points.
Flounders 42, Hell’s Angelas 22: Jay “Razor Sharp” Cutler scored 16 points and
Benchwarmers 45, Woglom’s Warriors 30:
Down 30-22 going into Monday night, Marion “The Mad “ Barber scored 12 points
and Nick “Egg Yolk” Folk added another 11 points to help the Commish whack the Warriors for their first victory of the
year.
Bye this Week: none