Week 16

 

GLAZED DONUTS WIN SUPER BOWL XIX!!

      Still can’t believe my crummy team won. Last year’s team was much better.  It is the Glazed Donuts fifth title. It was only the fourth Super Bowl that at least one Smith Brother was not a participant.  The last four draft picks goes as follows: 7^th Pick-Jeff, 8^th Pick-Dave, 9^th Pick-J.T., and 10^th Pick-Rich. Here is the final money breakdown:  Rich ($285), J.T. ($107.50), Dave ($102.50), Jeff ($75), George ($15), Bill ($10), Mike ($10), Rose ($10), and Pat ($10)... Hope everyone enjoyed this season!! Here are the highlights from Week 16:

 

Super Bowl XVIII

 

Glazed Donuts 48, Hell’s Angelas 30: Tied 30-30 going into Sunday night, Brandon Jacobs scored in the 2^nd quarter to snap the tie, and score twice more to blow it open to give the Glazed Donuts their fifth Super Bowl victory.

 

Sugar Bowl

 

Benchwarmers 31, Headbutts 23: Down 25-17 going into Monday night, Greg Jennings scored early in the game to get the Headnutts within two points, but then Matt Forte scored in the fourth quarter to put the game away and the Commish spanks his baby brother again in the final week of the season.

 

Toilet Bowl XVIII

 

Hoochie Mommy 33, Hooters 29: Down 33-23 going into Monday night, Ryan “Ulysses” Grant scores once before halftime, but could not score again, and the Momma’s implant the Breasts for their first ever Toilet Bowl victory. Coach Smith is now has a career 4-3 record in the Toilet Bowls.

 

Jim Zorn Bowl

 

Flounders 34, Ned the Dog 21: In possibly the one and only ever Jim Zorn Bowl, Jay Cutler scored 12 points to help the Flat Fish slime the Dogs.  Chunky finishes third overall in total points and second in the league in Bench points.

 

 

Dan Snyder Bowl

 

Woglom Warriors 56, Geeks on Call 35: DeAngelo Williams scored 24 points and Rian Lindell booted in another 12 as the Warriors finally win the Battle of Boyett Court.  Had they made the playoffs, they would have won it all, winning the last two weekly pots.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Smitty Fantasy Football Super Bowl Records:

   Teams:

        Most points scored, game:         59        Studpuppies, 1994

            Least Points scored, game:          8        Headbutts, 1990; Jouster, 1991

            Most Super Bowl victories:          5        Dave Smith (1994, 1996, 1999, 2001, 2007)

                                                                        Glazed Donuts (1998, 2000, 2003, 2006, 2008)

                                                              3        J.T. Biddison (1993, 2004, 2005)

            Most Super Bowl losses:              4        Dave Smith (1997, 2003, 2004, 2006)

            Most Total Points, both teams      84      Super Bowl XII, 2001

 

    Individual NFL Player:

     Most Points (Game):

        Quarterback:                    16     John Elway (Den)                     (Headbutts, 1997)

                                                            Phil Rivers (SD)               (Glazed Donuts, 2008)

         Running Back:                  18     Bernie Parmalee (Mia)               (Studpuppies, 1994)

                                                            Rudi Johnson (Cin)                    (All In, 2004)

                                                            Larry Johnson (KC)                   (Pachyderms, 2005)

                                                            Brandon Jacobs (NYG)        (Glazed Donuts, 2008)

         Wide Receiver:                12     Terrence Mathis (Atl)               (Ball & Chain, 1995)

                                                            Rod Smith (Den)                        (Headbutts, 1997)

                                                            Joey Galloway (Sea)                 (Studpuppies, 1997)

                                                            Joey Galloway (TB)                  (Pachyderms, 2005)

                                                            Patrick Jeffers (Car)               (Studpuppies, 1999)

         Kicker:                            17     Chip Lohlmiller (Was)   (Im Huge, 1990)

                                                            Mike Vanderjagt (Ind)         (Los Bastardos, 2001)

         Special Teams:                18     Kansas City Chiefs                 (Fudgepackers, 1992)

Most Points (Career):

        Quarterback:                    22     Steve Young (SF)                     

         Running Back:                  30     Larry Johnson (KC)      

         Wide Receiver:                24     Joey Galloway (Sea, Dal, TB)

         Kicker:                            24     Mike Vanderjagt (Ind)             

         Special Teams:                24     Kansas City Chiefs                

Most Appearances (Career):

        Quarterback:                    3      Steve Young (SF)                     

         Running Back:                  4      Marshall Faulk (Ind, StL)         

         Wide Receiver:                4      Chris Carter (Phi, Min)

         Kicker:                            4      Jason Elam (Den, Atl)  

         Special Teams:                4         Baltimore Ravens