Week 15

Glazed Donuts & Hell’s Angelas to meet in Super Bowl XIX

     Congratulations to Glazed Donuts and the Hell’s Angelas for getting into Super Bowl XIX. The Glazed Donuts are 4-1 in Super Bowls, winning their last one two years ago.  Coach Biddison is 3-0 in Super Bowls, winning back-to-back in 2004 & 2005. This is the first time these two teams have met in the Super Bowl. They split this year’s series. More congratulations  go to the Hooters and Hoochie Mommy for getting into Toilet Bowl XIX …The Hooters are the defending Toilet Bowl Champs, and haves a career 4-2 Toilet Bowl record. It is the first appearance for the Hoochie Mommy. Commish’s Corner:  The Jaguars finally put an end to the misery by releasing Jerry Porter. With 11 catches for 2008, that works out to about 1 million dollars per catch…Note to Jim Zorn: Losing to the Bengals is hazardous to your employment continuity…At what point in offseason last year did Cleveland-Philadelphia look like a good matchup on Monday night? …Here are the highlights from Week 15:

 

Super Bowl XIX Playoffs

 

Glazed Donuts 22, Benchwarmers 18:  Down 22-18 going into Sunday night, Derrick “Mental” Ward could not score and the Blazing Dough fry the defending Super Bowl Champs. The Commish left a season high 42 points on the bench, including 16 points by Matt “White” Cassel.

 

Hell’s Angelas 36, Headbutts  24: Down 28-24 going into Sunday night, neither Terrell Owens or Eli Manning could score, and then on Monday night, “Life of” Brian Westbrook got shutout while Donovan McNabb put the game away with 8 points. After two years of missing the playoffs, the Hell is back in Super Bowl

 

Toilet Bowl XIX Playoffs

 

Hooters 65, Ned the Dog 49 OT: Down 29-23 going into Monday night, the Philadelphia “Cream Cheese” defense scored a TD to send the game into overtime and the Hooters moved on top with the help of 12 points by David “Green” Akers.

 

Hoochie Mommy  29, Geeks on Call 25: The Return of the Mommy II finally got solid production (16 pts) from the Kansas City Chef Trio of Larry Johnson, Dwayne Bowe “Tie”, and Tony “Speedy” Gonzalez to help the Maternal Mom to her first Toilet Bowl.

 

Mediocre Bowl

 

Woglom’s Warriors 54,  Flounders 28: The Angela’s were a win too late with the 54 points (weekly pot winner) as they fried they sliced the Sushi. Pierre Thomas and Maurice Jones-Drew both scored 12 points for the WW.