Week 13
Though
it is not “mathematically” official, the Glazed Donuts and Headbutts have
pretty much clinch a playoff spot. The Benchwarmers are back and could clinch
the final playoff spot with a win. The Hooters need a win and a Commish loss to
get in. The Warriors, Flounders, and Hoochie Mommy need the Hooters and
Benchwarmers to lose and then need to score a boat load of points. NFL Notes: Definition of a hot start: Titans RB Chris Johnson
scored on two of the first three times he touched the ball…Kyle
Orton had thrown 205 passes without an interception. Then he threw three picks
over his next seven passes…The Eagles are now 5-0 on Thanksgiving, and the
Cardinals have lost eight consecutive Thanksgiving games…Here are the
highlights from Week 13:
Headbutts 57, Ned the Dog 24: Brian “I ain’t Lyin”
Westbrook scored 24 points and Rob “Red” Bironas added 17 points on Thursday
and the Headhunts neutered the Dogs. The Nut Heads swept this year’s series by
a score of 105 to 41. The Headbutts won their third weekly pot this year.
Woglom Warriors 47, Flounders 19: DeAngelo “Scooter”
Williams scored 24 points in
Glazed Donuts 35, Geeks on Call 22: Chris
“Don’t Dis” Johnson and Tony “Romeo” Romo both scored 12 points on Turkey Day
to help the Blazed Dough fatten up the Nerds. The Blazed have now won five of
their last six games.
Hell’s Angelas 50, Hoochie
Mommy 16:
In the sequel battle of the Biddison house, Thomas “Davey” Jones and Larry
“Anquan who?” Fitzgerald both scored 12 points to help the Highway to Hell
brand the Hot Momma’s. Coach Biddison clinched first place for the first time
in their 16 years in the league and swept this year’s series by a score of 84
to 37.
Benchwarmers 28, Hooters 16:
Nick Folk “Singer” scored 10 points and the running back trio all crossed the
goal line once to help the Stench Sitters fondle the Bust Line. The Commish won
their fourth straight game, while Brother Mike lost their fifth straight game.
These two teams split this year’s series.