Week 11

 

      With just three weeks left in the regular season, Hell’s Angelas is just one win away from clinching the first playoff spot. But the rest of the playoff situation is a little more complicated. The Glazed Donuts have a comfortable 42 point lead for the Money Cup…The Geeks are the first team to be eliminated from the playoffs… Ned the Dog is now the only team this year that has not won a weekly pot.  NFL Notes: How meaningless is the preseason? The Detroit Lions went 4-0…Kurt Warner threw a TD pass for the 18^th consecutive game…Houston Texans are 0-5 on the road…The Bears defense has held teams to fewer than 75 yards rushing this season. Ryan Grant had 105 yards in the 1^st half…Here are the highlights from Week 11:

 

Hell’s Angelas 24, Woglom’s Warriors 20:  Down 20-18 going into Monday night, Marshawn Lynch “Mob” scored a TD to help the Smell’s capture the Warriors for their 7^th straight victory. The Woglom’s left 25 points on the bench, including 12 points by Maurice Jones-Drew. Coach Biddison swept this year’s series by a close 56-50 point margin.

 

Glazed Donuts 33, Ned the Dog 22: Down 27-22 going into Monday night, Lee Evans “Farm” could not score, but the “Money” Bills defense did, and the Glazed collared the Dogs for their 4^th straight victory. The Dognuts swept this year’s series.

 

Hoochie Mommy 53, Hooters 33: Adam “Ant” Vinatiera scored 15 points and Joseph “Bonsai” Addai added another 12 points as the Momma’s unstrapped the Hooters to win their first weekly pot of the year. The Juggs have not lost three straight games.

 

Flounders 29, Geeks on Call 13: Frank “Blood and” Gore scored 12 points and the Flounders got away from the Freaks to snap a 3 game losing streak. The Greeks are tumbling in a 7 game losing streak. The two teams split this year’s series.

 

Benchwarmers 36, Headbutts 16: Neil “Cheese N’ Crackers” Rackers scored 14 points to help the Hand Warmers shave the trash-talkin Headbutts for their third win in the last four games. The two teams split this year’s series.