Week 10

 

     After six weeks of being in first place, the Hooters dropped and we now have a new Number One: Hell’s Angelas.  Good news for most fantasy owners-NO MORE BYE WEEKS!! Now you just have to worry about Thursday night games for most of the regular season… Reminder: owners need to get their lineups in for Week 12 before kickoff on the first Thursday game on Thanks-giving…NFL Notes: …Green Bay offense registered 184 total net yards. Minnesota’s Adrian Peterson had 192 yards rushing alone…Ryan Torian, thanks for the memories…Samkon Gado was working in the hospital ER last week. Sunday he was carrying the ball for the St. Louis Rams…Carolina QB Jake Delhomme completed just six passes for 72 yards and 4 INT’s and still beat the Raiders…Here are the highlights from Week 10:

 

Woglom’s Warriors 46, Headbutts 25: Maurice Jones-Drew scored 18 points to help the Warriors scalp the Headless and get their fourth victory in the last five weeks. It was also the first career victory for Coach Woglom against the Headnutts. They meet again in Week 14.

 

Glazed Donuts 38, Hooters 30: Down 32-26 going into Monday night, Kurt Warner “Brothers” scored 12 points, but Anquan “No Foldin” Boldin countered the attack with 12 points of his own as the Scorching Dough implanted the Knockers for their third straight victory. The two teams split this year’s series.

 

Hell’s Angelas 52, Flounders 29: Thomas “Davy” Jones scored 18 points and Donovan McNabb added 12 points as the Hellboys deep fried the Flat Fish for their sixth straight victory. The Drowning Fish now have lost four of their last five games. The Marshall Coach won his second weekly pot. The two teams split this year’s series.

 

Hoochie Mommy 40, Geeks on Call 22: Out of nowhere, Tony “Speedy” Gonzalez scored 12 points and Mewelde “Dinty” Moore added 12 more on Sunday night and the Smoochies embarrassed the Nerd Herd.  For the Mommas, it was the fourth victory in the last five meeting between the two teams. The Sneaks on the Hall are suffering with their sixth straight loss.

 

Benchwarmers 24, Ned the Dog 18: Down 18-12 going into Sunday night, Peyton “Place” Manning regained some of his old form with 12 points and Neil “Nice” Rackers added 11 more points on Monday night and the Beachcombers curbed the Dogs.  The two teams split this year’s series.

 

Career Owners Records in First Five Weeks

Dave Smith                 65-30     .684

Rich Murphy             41-24      .631

George Woglom          6-4       .600

J.T. Biddison              40-40     .500

Rose Foley                 15-15     .500

Pete Larsen                37-43     .463

Pat Smith                    40-50     .444

Jeff Smith                   40-50     .444

Mike Smith                 36-54     .404