| Draft 2008 | Geeks on Call | Hell's Angelas | Chunky's Flounders | Woglom Warriors | Hoochie Mommy | Hooters | Glazed Donuts | Ned the Dog | Headbutts | Benchwarmers |
| Pat Smith | J.T. Biddison | Bill Seaver | George Woglom | Rose Foley | Mike Smith | Rich Murphy | Pete Larsen | Jeff Smith | Dave Smith | |
| Round 1 | LaDanian Tomlinson (SD) | Adrian Peterson (Min) | Randy Moss (NE) | Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac) | Joseph Addai (Ind) | Tom Brady (NE) | Tony Romo (Dal) | Steven Jackson (StL) | Terrell Owens (Dal) | Marion Barber (Dal) |
| Round 2 | Steve Smith (Car) | Marshawn Lynch (Buf) | Frank Gore (SF) | Drew Brees (NO) | Larry Johnson (KC) | Ryan Grant (GB) | Brandon Jacobs (NYG) | Braylon Edwards (Cle) | Brian Westbrook (Phi) | Peyton Manning (Ind) |
| Round 3 | Reggie Wayne (Ind) | Larry Fitzgerald (Arz) | Clinton Portis (Was) | Marques Colston (NO) | Plaxico Burress (NYG) | T.J. Houshmandzadeh (Cin) | Laurence Maroney (NE) | Andre Johnson (Hou) | Greg Jennings (GB) | Brandon Marshall (Den) |
| Round 4 | Antonio Gates (SD) | Derek Anderson (Cle) | Roy Williams (Det) | DeAngelo Williams (Car) | Brett Favre (NYJ) | Reggie Bush (NO) | Calvin Johnson (Det) | Ben Roethlisberger (Pit) | Jamal Lewis (Cle) | Willis McGahee (Bal) |
| Round 5 | Edgerrin James (Arz) | Thomas Jones (NYJ) | Lendale White (Ten) | Matt Forte (Chi) | Carson Palmer (Cin) | Earnest Graham (TB) | Willie Parker (Pit) | Michael Turner (Atl) | Jason Witten (Dal) | Torry Holt (StL) |
| Round 6 | Matt Hasselbeck (Sea) | Wes Welker (NE) | Nate Burleson (Sea) | Joey Galloway (TB) | Santonio Holmes (Pit) | Jerricho Cotchery (NYJ) | Dallas Clark (Dal) | Chad Johnson (Cin) | Eli Manning (NYG) | Marvin Harrison (Ind) |
| Round 7 | Donald Driver (GB) | Kellen Winslow (Cle) | Jay Cutler (Den) | Ben Watson (NE) | Jonathan Stewart (Car) | Patrick Crayton (Dal) | Anquan Boldin (Arz) | Hines Ward (Pit) | Rudi Johnson (Det) | Darren McFadden (Oak) |
| Round 8 | Laveranues Coles (NYJ) | Donovan McNabb (Phi) | Chris Cooley (Was) | Chris Perry (Cin) | Jabar Gaffney (NE) | Santana Moss (Was) | Chris Chambers (SD) | Julius Jones (Sea) | Kevin Smith (Det) | Selvin Young (Den) |
| Round 9 | Fred Taylor (Jac) | Dwayne Bowe (KC) | Muhsin Muhammad (Car) | Ted Ginn (Mia) | Jerry Porter (Jac) | Stephen Gostkowski (NE) | Devin Hester (Chi) | Lee Evans (Buf) | Kevin Curtis (Phi) | David Garrard (Jac) |
| Round 10 | Deuce McAlister (NO) | Mason Crosby (GB) | John Kasay (Car) | Nate Kaeding (SD) | Adam Vinatiera (Ind) | Marcedes Lewis (Jac) | Philip Rivers (SD) | Shayne Graham (Cin) | Rob Bironas (Ten) | Nick Folk (Dal) |
| Round 11 | DeSean Jackson (Phi) | Rashard Mendenhall (Pit) | Ricky Williams (Mia) | Chicago Bears | Ahman Green (Hou) | Vince Young (Ten) | Josh Scobee (Jac) | Derrick Mason (Bal) | Jake Delhomme (Car) | Vincent Jackson (SD) |
| Round 12 | Ryan Longwell (Min) | James Hardy (Buf) | Aaron Rodgers (GB) | Roddy White (Atl) | New York Giants | New York Jets | Buffalo Bills | Minnesota Vikings | San Diego Chargers | New England Patriots |
| Round 13 | Dallas Cowboys | Indianapolis Colts | Mike Nugent (NYJ) | Leonard Pope (Arz) | Tony Gonzalez (KC) | Reggie Brown (Phi) | L.J. Smith (Phi) | Matt Schaub (Hou) | Heath Miller (Pit) | Jeremy Shockey (NO) |
| Round 14 | Marc Bulger (StL) | Javon Walker (Oak) | Washington Redskins | Jeff Garcia (TB) | Sidney Rice (Min) | Chester Taylor (Min) | Andre Hall (Den) | Ronnie Brown (Mia) | Josh Brown (StL) | Pittsburgh Steelers |
| Round 15 | Seattle Seahawks | Jacksonville Jaguars | Anthony Gonzalez (Ind) | Carolina Panthers | Matt Stover (Bal) | David Akers (Phi) | Jeff Reed (Pit) | Detroit Lions | Troy Williamson (Jac) | Bernard Berrian (Min) |
| Round 16 | Robbie Gould (Chi) | Martin Gramatica (NO) | Green Bay Packers | Rian Lindell (Buf) | Tennessee Titans | Philadelphia Eagles | Baltimore Ravens | Jason Hanson (Det) | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | Neil Rackers (Arz) |
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