| .:Things NOT to Say to Dreamstreet:. ~**Here are some things NEVER to say to the boys..these are only to use if u want to make a COMPLETE fool out of yourself or for use in Emergency Situations!! *evil grin* LoL *These are ALL our ideas! Don't take them!!* *~Things not to say when talkin to Chris...*~ Man, did u get in a fight with your lawnmower again?? I wonder how you would look in my dress... Hey Rosie O'Donnell admitted she was gay..now it's your turn to 'fess up! Can i PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE bite you?? *sings* Maybe she's born with it..Maybe it's MAYBELLINE! Chris turn your head! I'm tryin 2 decide-Revlon or Cover Girl.. Yo Alfalfa! How bad did u have to be for your mom to beat you over the head with an ugly stick?? Can I see your birth certificate to make sure you ABSOLUTELY weren't born a girl?? I think you should ditch the spikes and go for a mohawk! It would look SO much better! Can I water your hair and see if you turn into a Chia Pet?? Can you give me some tips on waxin my eyebrows? Whose YOUR DADDY?? **ok yea we know this one is MAJOR cruel, out of respect YOU NEVER say this** What girl would like YOU? Hey when your done, wanna go tanning with me?? *talks funny* ME CUBAN TOO You know eatin broccoli helps ur slouching! We all know your a girl..you don't have 2 pretend anymore How many days can u go without goin to the bathroom? OMG! They were right!! YOU TOTALLY DO LOOK GAY IN PERSON!! I say you ditch that one ugly Lindsay girl and go for me! Dude, isn't Jesse SO Hot?? D'oh UNDERWEAR! I knew I forgot something this morning.. I think you should have gone with a darker foundation because I can see ALL ur zits clearly.. Dude, next time don't bleach your hair with Clorox! Wow, you did your cuticles! What kind of cat litter do you prefer? OMG! Did you just fart?? Your guyz' dancin suxs.. Ugh, you call THAT dancing? Hey horny toad! Ooh! YOUR the gay one! Ooh I feel special! Now i can say i touched the gay one!! ~*Things not to say to Jesse*~ I have an extra Midol in my purse if u need it! I started my period today.. *chanting* OSCAR THE GROUCH.. Hey i got a idea! Can i piss you off SO much that you take the stick outta your butt and beat me over the head with it?? Geesh, whose got a stick up their butt! I think your tampon's up too high.. I have on lime green underwear! Doesn't your mom ever tell you to lay off touchin' yourself?? VIAGRA..VIAGRA..VIAGRA... ~*Things not to say to Frankie*~ Red is SO not your color! OMG! Is that a hickey I SEE?! What kinda name is FRANKIE?? Can i cook eggs on your abs?? Wait..FREEZE! *tilts his head* Your mascara smeared! OMG! How big is your..nevermind If I had to die or go out in public with you...I would probably DIE! Uh..who are you again? ~*Things not to say to Greg*~ My whole class voted and we agree that you're the horniest. They should make a $69 bill..and you should be on it! I wanna kill your girlfriend! You have TONZ of armpit hair! Uh..i sware your mom was high when she named you! *makes square with hands* You would make a HOT girl! Didn't your momma tell you that VIAGRA is for people OVER 18! My bra is see-thru! Honest opinion..am i turn-on material? You drive! Got a car? GOT A BACKSEAT?? God made rivers, God made lakes, God made YOU..But that's ok! We all make mistakes.. I look like Britney...wanna go at it?? Oww, my thongs ridin up my butt AGAIN! Can you help me out? ~*Things not to say to Matt*~ I have a gun!! OMG! Is that eyeliner I SEE?! Do you fish?? Wanna sign my thong? Geesh, did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?? Dude, you look like you just saw a ghost! Ooh wait..nevermind! I wanna suck your blood! You + Me= Doin' the world a favor.. Geesh, you are just yelpin for me 2 get on you.. Dude, u need a tannin bed! MAJOR! *sings* Whitey, Tighty, Whitey, Tighty.. Get your freak on--yea babay! |