| .:Away Messages:. Some people just have THE funniest 'AWAY' messages on aol, We just had to put some up here! Some are ours we have used before and some we found |
| A life?? Cool! Where can I get one of those? Life isn't a garden, so stop bein a ho! I'm just chillin 'round the Big Apple with my cardboard stand-up of Ds, leave me a message! Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful, hate me cuz....Well ok! Hate me cuz i'm beautiful! I'm loved by some, hated by many, envied by most but still wanted by plenty! If you don't like my drivin, get off the sidewalk! Don't get too excited, I'm lookin at your friend I'm sorry if i look interested...I'M NOT! Do i LOOK like your counselor??? Dating illeterate..YUP that's me! Ssh..Ssh..I'm huntin wabbits..be back soon! Your as fake as that padded bra you're wearing ill give you a cookie if you can guess what im doing my mind is like lightning -- one brillant flash and then its gone f**ked up AINT IT?? |