The Bridge
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach. Suddenly, the sky above his head parted and a voice boomed, "Because you have been faithful to me, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Lord, build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride there anytime I want."
The Lord answered, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges. The supports would need to reach the bottom of the ocean, and the concrete and steel would exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something I can do to help mankind."
The biker thought and finally said, "Lord, I wish that all men could understand women. We need to know how they feel inside; what they're thinking when they gives us the silent treatment; why they cry; and what they mean when they say: 'Nothing's wrong.' We need to know how to make women happy."
The Lord replied, "You want that bridge to have two lanes or four?