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| I've found a few...stories that have the funniest typographical errors I've ever seen. So, I thought I'd spread the joy and share them with you. Well...Have fun...hehehehe. All of these typos are produced in their exact, original glory. |
| Family of the Empire by dan9999 (as seen on fanfiction.net) Chapter One (yes, there's more than one chapter...actually, there are 18) Padme saw a woman it was Beru. Woah...I saw a person it was my sister. Makes for a great conversation starter Vader's eyes went waded. I'd kill to see that. The odd thing was the boy looked like him and the girl looked like Padme (Vader looking at Luke and Leia) Uh...Well, they're twins and they're YOUR twins...so...yeah. Chapter Two "I'm here because once my child is born I well Ben will take he...she from me to." (Padme speaking) I don't even have an opinion... "...come back here I need to rake to you." (Vader speaking to Mara Jade) Ouch... She had her blister out and ready to shoot him. (Padme ready to shoot Palpatine) NOOO!! That one had extra puss! Chapter Three 6 mouths later. Supposed to be months...I think... Who in the name of the Force I'm a going to answer that? (Mara Jade thinking) I be a talkin' like a hick...WOOHOO! Oh and by the way Luke and Leia think all slaver has been ended. (Vader speaking to Padme) Slaver? No comment... Chapter Four Vader had a boned with all three children already. ...Uh...Um...Ew. No comment again. Chapter Five Because to him that was what she was he's little girl his Princess. (Vader thinking about Leia) Vader's a little girl? And a Princess at that. He bared his face in her chest. (Some Mary Sue named Danny with Padme) Again, Ouch. Also, Danny is Padme's son...so...ew. We were not doing anything do you know that. (Leia to Mara) Quick! Someone get this girl a question mark! And no I didn't know that. Chapter Six Danny just nodded his head no. That'd be something to see...Actually, scratch that. She kissed him on his four head. Better get that looked at. Brace yourselves for this one! They were going to attack the plant. It had no impotents to him. He...Hehe...HAH....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG!! HEHAHAHAHA! Ow...my sides. "My Lord we are read." The Caption said. Be sure to read your captions. Chapter Seven She messed three years of Luke and Leia's life. (Padme thinking) She's not a very good mother. You better not mass up Luke. (Leia speaking) Luke has been called dense but... By the way, this guy's in college...Just thought you'd like to know. Chapter Eight I guess if you know someone from Naboo you know them (Kanos talking about Boba "Diesel" (I dunno) Fett) Strange logic...but reasonably sound. When I get my hands on that fucking asshole JaCar I well ripe his heart out and watch him eat his own heart. (Vader, making idle threats) REDUNDANT!!! More to come, as it's a work in progress. Thanks to my sister for wading through this...piece of...work. She's writing the MST as well. Be sure to visit Danny, (dan9999) and tell him how much you appreciate him. I tried once, but he deleted my review. Ah well. |