The Day Sniper Wolf & Liquid Snake Fell In Love
Liquid: ?
Wolf: Huh?
Snake: <Laughs>
By Princess Serenity
Liquid: A female author?
Wolf: Does it matter?
Snake: It might not be a female...it could be a guy with issues.
One Day Liquid Snake , Sniperwolf ,
Wolf: It's TWO words! SNIPER WOLF!!
Ocelot & Mantis were working on Plans to keep Solid Snake
away from the new Metal Gear called Metal Gear Of Doom
Snake: How...original...
The Cyborg Ninja had appeared out no
where and they saw is sword shine in the light...But then he just dissappeard...
Liquid: Is this need to know information?
Liquid Snake said Hmmm i wonder if that Ninja is on Solid Snake's side he seems suspectious.
Ocelot said Will he choped off my hand when Solid Snake was trying to rescue Kenneth Baker so
maybe he is.
Wolf: That doesn't make it the same ninja...
Sniper Wolf Said Its is strange but i will take them all out with my sniper.
Snake: You have a sniper? I thought you WERE the sniper...
Liquid: I'm confused.
Liquid Snake said yes. Mantis said will i can drain there brains.
Wolf: <Mantis> And we can make a lovely soup!
Liquid: On the next "Cooking with Psycho Mantis!"
So it was a couple of weeks
later when the Pentigone
Snake: I wasn't aware that there was a "Pentigone"...
Liquid: That?' because it's Penti-GONE!
Snake: I'm so going to hurt you...
had sent Solid Snake , Meryl & Otacon to Shadow Moses Island.
Wolf: Not for any particular reason.
Sniper Wolf was on her way to feed the wolves when she saw Liquid Snake , Ocelot & Mantis But
everytime she saw Liquid Snake She'd get these funny feelings that she had never had before and
everytime Liquid Snake saw Sniper Wolf he got these funny feelings that he had never had before.
Liquid: That was...lame.
Snake: It's called puberty...obviously the author hasn't reached it yet.
Sniper Wolf said aaa Hi Liquid where are u guys going? Liquid Snake said aaaa To Warn the
guards to be on alert of Solid Snake. They Both looked at each other and ignored Ocelot & Mantis.
Ocelot said -_- Here we go again. Mantis said -_- Yup.
Wolf: <Ocelot> So...what's new with you?
Snake: <Mantis> I got this rash...
Liquid: Stop right there!
Sniper Wolf said will aaa i gotta go feed
the wolves see you guys around.. Liquid Snake said yea remember to kill Solid Snake by hiding up
on the communications tower.
Liquid: <Himself> You forgot last time!
Snake: You're lucky I showed up again...
Sniper Wolf said Okay. So after feeding her wolves Sniper Wolf
Went up the communications tower and when she saw Solid Snake , Meryl & Otacon she Jumped down
and said Freeze!!
<Everyone laughs>
Surrender Your Weapons or You will be shot.
Snake: Does that ever work?
Solid Snake said So wolf we meet
again huh? Sniper Wolf said So we do meet again oo will i will just kill you now.
Liquid: That's a great way to end a conversation.
Meryl said oo
Really? Otacon said Yea just try to kill us.
Snake: I thought Otacon like Wolf? Why is he dissing her?
Sniper Wolf said yes i will because I've got backup
Meryl said who the stupid sniper gang?
Wolf: How...mature.
Sniper Wolf said You shouldn't have said that. Just then
Ocelot , Mantis & Liquid Snake Appeared out of no where.
Liquid: POOF! Just like that!
Wolf: It's maaaaagic...
They Where all aiming there guns at
them and they had them surrounded and Sniper Wolf and Liquid Snake where looking at each other.
Sniper Wolf said aa Y don't we kill them now?
Snake: Yah...Y don't u do that?
Liquid Snake Said That would be good!
Liquid: I would never say that....
Wolf: This is embarrassing!
To Be Continued
The Day Sniper Wolf & Liquid Snake Fell In Love
Snake: Ironically enough, it was the same day hell froze over.
Liquid: No kidding?
Chapter 2
Wolf: What's with this waste of space?
So Then Sniper Wolf Shot a Bullet past Meryl's Head and Meryl Ducked and Meryl said Hahaha u
missed me u think ur a big bad sniper don't you.
Snake: Meryl is so childish!
Sniper Wolf said I have no Time For Your
Childish Insults Prepare to Die!!! Sniper Wolf Shot Meryl in the arm and blood shot out of it.
Wolf: Yeah, that'll happen when you get shot.
Otacon said Ewwww Gross
<Everyone laughs>
Liquid: I knew Otacon was a wuss, but this just takes the cake!
put the cold compress on it Meryl. Sniper Wolf Shot Meryl in the chest
and Blood Shot out her chest then Sniper Wolf Shot Meryl again in the chest and Meryl fell to
the ground. Meryl said arrggh uggh!!
Snake: She got shot in the chest TWICE and can still go "Urggh"?
Liquid: I'm still shocked over the fact that BLOOD came out of her CHEST! Amazing!
Wolf: Your sarcasm annoys me!
Sniper Wolf said Never mess with a Sniper Meryl!
Liquid: What's a sniper meryl?
Snake: It's an action figure!
Solid Snake ran over to Meryl and said Meryl are you Okay? Meryl said It hurts oooowww.
Solid Snake Glared over at Sniper Wolf and said I will Avenge Meryl!!!
Wolf: You men are so weak...besides, she's still alive!
Sniper Wolf Said and just
what can you do because your badly out numbered. Solid Snake Aimed for Sniper Wolf's Chest and
Liquid Snake said you will do no such thing Solid Snake!!!
Liquid: <Himself> I forbid it! So, NYAH!
The Liquid and Solid Snake were
shooting at each other and then Liquid said you win this one for now!!! And then Sniper Wolf ,
Ocelot , Mantis & Liquid Snake all Left the communications tower.
Snake: ACTION-PACKED!! I'm so lost!
Liquid Snake Then Looked at
a Map of shadow moses and he stabbed a knife into the map where he wanted to attack Solid Snake ,
Wolf: Wouldn't you want to attack him say...oh, I don't know, in the head?
Liquid: I like to take out my anger on innocent maps!
Meryl & Otacon. Liquid Snake said We will Kill them there
Snake: <Mantis> What if they don't show up?
Wolf: <Liquid> Erm...You get a pay cut!
and by the way wolf that was some nice
shooting. Sniper Wolf said Blushing Thanx Liquid.
Liquid: Woah! "Thanx"! I wish I was so cool as to replace all of my K's with X's!
Ocelot said Rolling his eyes soooo we attack
them near the Metal Gear Doom? Liquid Snake said Huh?
Snake: Stop staring at Wolf's cleavage and pay attention, man!
Liquid: <staring at Wolf> Huh...? Oh, right! The story!
Wolf: <sighs>
Yea we will attack them by The Metal Gear
Doom. Sniper Wolf had left to feed her wolves
Wolf: Those wolves are going to be as fat as whales by the end of this story!
and Ocelot said What is it with you and Wolf?
Liquid Snake said Will i dunno everytime i am around here i get these funny feelings that i have
never had before.
Snake: <Ocelot> No, I meant: What's with you and the compliments towards her?
Liquid: <Himself> Uh...You get a pay cut!
Ocelot said O.O
Wolf: How do you pronounce that?
You have mixed emotions cos you like Sniper Wolf. Liquid Snake
said
Snake: <Liquid> Yes, but only because I am forbidden to love Otacon!
Wolf: <Liquid> What? No! What do you think you are? A shrink?
Liquid: <Himself> You're so fired...
O.O I like Sniper Wolf Omigod don't u dare tell her or anyone Ocelot or i will Turn you
Into a Wolf Food.
Snake: A single portion of wolf food?
Wolf: So, dog food then?
Ocelot said Okay I won't i promise. When Sniper Wolf got to the wolf caves
she heard a Noise and she aimed her gun and said freeze and out poped a female guard and she
said please don't shoot me wolf please don't shoot me wolf!!! Sniper Wolf said What are you
doing here?
Liquid: <Guard> I'm so drunk that I don't know where the hell I am! Weeeeeee!
Wolf: <Guard> This isn't the bathroom?
Snake: Gee...a female guard...wonder who THAT could be.
The Female Guard said I heard a Noise down here and i came to investigate will when
i came there was ninja here so i hid behind this rock but then he just dissappeared and then i
got stuck in the rock and it took me a very long time to get out.
Liquid: That's the worse excuse ever!
Wolf: Even worse than Raven's excuse for being late?
Liquid: No one can get their butt caught in a toaster...
Snake: Layoffs start tomorrow! These guards hide when they see an intruder!
Sniper Wolf Said OOOO
Snake: <Wolf> Fancy shoes you got there!
The Female Guard said Whats Wrong With You? Sniper Wolf Said Well Everytime i am around
Liquid Snake i get these funny feelings that i have never had before.
Liquid: Shouldn't Wolf shoot her or something? Talking out of turn is...wrong!
Wolf: Why would I divulge that information? Especially to a lowly guard?
The Female Guard Said O.O
You've Got mixed emotions because you like Liquid Snake. Sniper Wolf Said I like Him Omigod I
guess he is kinda cute but promsie u won't tell anyone cos if you do ur gonna be wolf food!!!!
Snake: In multiple portions!
The Female Guard Said Okay I promise i won't tell anyone.
To Be Continued
The Day Sniper Wolf & Liquid Snake Fell In Love
Chapter 3
So Then Sniper Wolf Say Liquid Snake , Ocelot & Mantis by the communications tower and
Sniper Wolf said Aaaa Hi Liquid what are u guys aa doing? Ocelot Whispers to Mantis
Mantis this is funny isn't it
Snake: <Mantis> A man loves a woman? How is that funny?
Liquid: <Ocelot> I'm sorry! I forgot you were a homophobe!
everytime Liquid Snake sees Wolf he puffs out his Chest.
Wolf: He's a rooster...
Mantis Whispered back to Ocelot Yea this is funny Ocelot but i know they like each i read it out
there minds.
Liquid: <Officer> You are under arrest for violating a person's privacy by invading their mind!
Wolf: <Mantis> I want a lawyer!
Ocelot Said Really darn it okay but u can't tell Liquid U know cos he will Kill us
and he will think that i told you. Mantis said Gotcha.
Snake: Damn... This is an after-school special!
Liquid: Except with death threats!
Ocelot said so when are we going to the
metal geat
Wolf: Geat?
Liquid: Maybe they mean Great!
doom? Sniper Wolf & Liquid Snake Ignore Mantis & Ocelot and Sniper Wolf said
So where are you guys headed? Liquid Snake said to the Metal Gear Doom. All Of Sudden they see a
flash in the light and a ninja Sword flew right past Ocelot's head and Ocelot said what the!?
Snake: That would be my reaction if a sword flew past my ear!
Liquid Snake said Its a Ninja Sword!
Wolf: No! That's a broad sword!
Sniper Wolf Looked around threw the scope of her sniper
Liquid: Now you have nothing to aim with!
Snake: Why would you throw your scope?
rifle. Then the threw a Ninja Star past Wolf's head and Sniper Wolf said What The!? Theres a
Ninja somewhere around here alright but there?
Wolf: Gee...A Ninja Sword (a katana), ninja death stars...why would you reach that conclusion?
Liquid Snake said I wonder where he could be?
Mantis i want you to go find the ninja. Mantis said i see him somewhere but its too dark and he
keeps moving around but he is in stealth.
Snake: How can you see him if he's in the darkness, moving and using stealth?
Liquid: I'm confused...why is he attacking?
Ocelot said Grrrr i bet its the same one who choped
off my hand!!! Sniper Wolf called Out If There is a Ninja around here you don't wanna mess with
us because where armed with guns so u might as well show Yourself!!! Then Ninja Threw another
Ninja Star This time almost getting Ocelot's Other Hand and Ocelot saw it and moved his hand.
Ocelot said I moved my hand Just in Time.
Wolf: Ugh...this is so lame!
Snake: <Ocelot> I moved my hand! I didn't know I could do that!
Then the Ninja Turned off his Stealth and Showed
Himself and a Cyborg looking Ninja appeared out of Nowhere and he had his Stealth on
Liquid: So there are TWO ninjas?
Snake: Hey...There ARE two ninjas!
and
The Cyborg Ninja said Mawhahaha it takes a good Ninja like me to unseen and i am unseen
prepare to Die!!!! The Cyborg Ninja threw Ninja stars and Wolf and she Ducked and she saw
The Cyborg Ninja in The Scope of here Sniper rifle and lined him up in the cross hairs and then
she Pulled the trigger and The Cyborg Ninja Jumped up and then Jumped down and Landed Directly
On his feet.
Snake: Wha..? I--! He--? <stands up and runs away screaming> AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Liquid: That was interesting!
Liquid Snake said Who Are You? The Cyborg Ninja said Thats for me to know and
For You to find out.
Wolf: Do you think Snake'll be okay?
Liquid: That's for him to know and us to find out!
Liquid Snake Found a Bazooka and Launched it at The Cyborg Ninja and it Hit
The Cyborg Ninja Directly
Wolf: You just found a bazooka, eh?
Liquid: Oh yeah! I'm always tripping over them!
and The Cyborg Ninja Hit the Wall hard and Blood Started Coming out
and then The Cyborg Ninja said I will be Back!! And Then The Cyborg Ninja Just Dissappeared and
Liquid Snake said This Ninja seems very tough i thought that would Kill him but apperently not I
think he could be Working for the Pentigone.
<Snake finds his way back to his seat>
Liquid: Where did you go?
Snake: Went insane, had a smoke break, came back.
Sniper Wolf Said That Was a good Shot Liquid.
Liquid Snake said Thanx Wolf.
Wolf: Crazy chatroom lingo...
Then they all headed to the Metal Gear Doom and when they got
Snake: ..it on.
Liquid: OH GROW UP!
there the came across Solid Snake , Meryl & Otacon and Meryl was all better to
Wolf: It's a miracle! Shot twice in the chest and still ticking!
Liquid: <Meryl> Haha Wolfie! You look fat!!
and everyone
Glared at each other.
Snake: Meryl glaring at Snake, Snake glaring at Mantis, Mantis glaring at Wolf--
Wolf: Okay! We get it! EVERYONE was glaring at EVERYONE!
Meryl said this time you guys Will Not Win!
To Be Continued
The Day Sniper Wolf & Liquid Snake Fell In Love
Chapter 4
Snake: Insert advertisement here.
Liquid: That's a great idea! We can make lots of money!
Wolf: Too bad no one will read this garbage to see the ads!
So Then they start to Battle (Song by Linkin Park Called One Step Closer Plays)
Liquid: This fic has a soundtrack!
Snake: <Singing> Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends!
Then Otacon
starts running around Being Chased by Ocelot
Wolf: Strangely enough, I can see this happening...
Liquid: You're twisted!
who is trying to shoot him and Otacon said
Help Solid Snake , Meryl Help!!! Help Ocelot's Trying to shoot me!!!!
Snake: <Ocelot> No I'm not! I'm trying to tell you you're fly's down!
So Solid Snake Throws Him
Liquid: Wow you're strong Snake!
a Gun and Liquid Snake said Otacon you are such a Whimp
Liquid: Holy shi--! They got my character perfectly!
You always Run around in circles when ur
in trouble. Otacon Said Shut Up!!!
Wolf: Burned...
The Wolf
Snake: What wolf?
had Meryl Traped and Wolf had lined Meryl Up in the
Cross Hairs of her Sniper Rifle Scope and She shoots but runs out of the way and it hits the
wall and Meryl said Haha You Missed Me!!! Sniper Wolf said What a childish Insult!!! I will Kill
You!!! Meryl said I think Not!!!
Snake: You think not...or you don't think?
Then its Just Solid Snake & Liquid Snake
Liquid: What happened to Mantis?
Wolf: He's probably in the bathroom.
Snake: We didn't need to know that.
and They Glare at Each
Other and Solid Snake Starts to Shoot at Liquid Snake and Liquid Snake Takes out a PSG-1
Wolf: The man's a walking armory!
and
Starts Shooting Him
Snake: --self.
with it but Solid Snake Keeps Ducking and Liquid Snake said Solid Snake
You Cannot Defeat me!!!
Snake: I've done it before!
Hahahaha!!! Solid Snake said Oooh Don't worry i will soon enough!!!!
Then Liquid Snake Switchs to a Machine Gun
Wolf: Walking armory I tell you!
and starts shooting it at Solid Snake and Solid Snake
Hides Behind a Huge Crate and finds a Machine Gun and startins
Liquid: Startins? That's a new one...
shooting it at Liquid Snake but
Liquid Snake Shot Solid Snake's Gun Right out of his Hands and picks it up again
Snake: So what's the point of shooting it out of my hands if I just pick it up again?
Liquid: I'm confused...
and
starts shooting it at Liquid Snake Again but Liquid Snake Keeps Dodging it. Then Sniper Wolf
Had hit Meryl with the back of her Sniper Rifle
Wolf: It's not a baseball bat!
and Meryl said Oooww!! my head oooo ooo!!
Liquid: I'm getting really tired of this story...
Snake: <lights a cigarette> I know what you mean...
Wolf: <takes Snake's smokes and tosses them> No smoking!
Meryl is Holding on to her head and Meryl said Ooooo My head. Then Sniper Wolf Hits Meryl with
the back of her sniper rifle again and Meryl falls to the ground and is knocked out.
Snake: That's usually what happens with blunt force trauma.
Then All
of a sudden there is a Flash of Light and a Ninja Sword flys right past Ocelot's Head and Ocelot
Stops shooting at Otacon and Sniper Wolf Stops Shooting at Solid Snake and Meryl and Mantis
Liquid: Oh there he is...
Stops Trying to read Otacon's Mind
Wolf: Why bother? There's not much in there!
Snake: How cruel.
and Liquid Snake Stops Shooting at Solid Snake and The Ninja
Sword hits the wall and flys past Ocelot's head again
Snake: Those swords have a mind of their own some days...
and flys right back into the darkness.
Liquid Snake Calls Out Whos There!!!
Liquid: Can I have three guesses?
Then The Ninja Comes out of the darkness and takes off his
Stealth and when he does it turns out to be The Cyborg Ninja (Song By Slip Knot Called Wait
& Bleed Plays)
Snake: If I knew what that song sounded like, I still wouldn't care.
Liquid: What?
Snake: Never mind...
The Cyborg Ninja said Hahahaha you did not Defeat Me!!!!
Liquid: Maybe we will this time...
Snake: Punching and kicking seems effective.
Then The Cyborg Ninja
Jumps down and lands directly on his feet and the goes up to Sniper Wolf had has her traped
Liquid: Huh? Wolf is trapped?
Snake: I dunno...I gave up trying to figure this out a while ago...after I went insane.
and
then he Pulls out his sword and Sniper Wolf hits her Sniper Rifle in to the sword and it makes a
cling noise
Wolf: I think that's the first it of detail in this entire fic!
Snake: <blinks> I think you're right!
and then The Cyborg Ninja Knocks wolf's
Liquid: Okay, you capitalize knock, but not Wolf?
Wolf: This is nuts...
sniper rifle out of her hands and grabs her
by the neack
Snake: Is that, like, an organ or something?
Liquid: My neack has been acting up lately...
and holds his Ninja sword to her neack (Song By Slip Knot Called Wait & Bleed
is Still Playing)
Wolf: Just in case you forgot!
and Liquid Snake said Let Her Go Now!!! Liquid Snake then Grabs then
Sniper Rifle Up and says Let go of her if u don't want to Die!!!
To Be Continued
Otacon
Snake: Where?
Liquid: I'm confused...
Wolf: Would you stop saying that?
The Day Sniper Wolf & Liquid Snake Fell In Love
Chapter 5
Liquid: I still think that advertisement idea would work here...
Snake: Drink Pepsi! You still have to read this, but you'll be so hyper, you won't remember a thing!
So Then The Cyborg Ninja said Hahahaha I will Kill her if you Shoot Me!!! (The Song By Rage
Against The Machine Called Sleep Now In The Fire Plays )
Wolf: So?
Liquid: Exactly!
Then Liquid Snake Shoots a Warning
Shot to scare The Cyborg Ninja
Wolf: Where are Snake and the others while this whole thing is going on?
Snake: I'm probably having a smoke...I dunno about Otacon or Meryl, though.
and The Cyborg Ninja said mawhahahahahaha!!! You Cannot Defeat Me!
Liquid: He sure does like to boast...
Liquid Snake said Let Wolf Go Now I am warning you I will Kill you!!! The Cyborg Ninja Takes The
Sword away from Wolf's Neack
Wolf: I was worried about my neack there for a second.
and Lets go of her and Then The Cyborg Ninja Said I will Battle You
Instead!!! (The Song By Rage Against The Machine Called Sleep Now In The Fire is still Playing)
Snake: That's really, REALLY annoying!
Liquid: We're not dumb author lady! Stop telling us what music to listen to and when it's playing!
Liquid Snake said Wolf I am gonna Use Your Sniper Rifle if you don't mind. Sniper Wolf said Sure
You Can Use It!! Then He Starts Shooting at The Cyborg Ninja and then the sniper rifle and the
ninja sword make a Cling noise
Snake: The only bit of detail becomes repetitive after a while, doesn't it?
Wolf: So, is Liquid using the gun as a sword?
Liquid: I'm so confused!!
Snake: Stop saying that!
when they hit against each other. Then Liquid Snake Shoots at The
Cyborg Ninja In the chest and Blood Starts coming out
Wolf: Metal Gear can step on the damn thing and he still lives, but if Liquid shoots it in the chest, it bleeds!
Snake: The Ninja's not an it.
and The Cyborg Ninja Stops the Blood By
Putting a His Right Hand Over it Using his Left hand to Use Sword and the sniper rifle
Liquid: Now that's talent! He can use a sword AND a PSG-1 in the SAME HAND!!
Snake: Wher'd he get the gun?
and The
Ninja Sword make cling noise
Wolf: ANNOYING!!
has the cyborg ninja keeps hitting his sword against the sniper
rifle and Liquid Snake said Prepare to Die Ninja!!!! Liquid Snake then Shoots the Ninja sword
out of The Cyborg Ninja's hand and the sword goes flying into the darkness and then Liquid Snake
Shoots The Cyborg Ninja in the chest again and Then Cyborg Ninja said I will be back and i will
kill you!!! Then The Cyborg Ninja Grabs his Sword & Dissappears.
Snake: <blinks> Whatever...
Wolf: Now I'M confused!
Liquid Snake Gives Wolf Her
Sniper Rifle and Solid Snake says that was Pathetic!!!
Wolf: GO SNAKE!!
Liquid: Even the characters in the story think this is lame...
Snake: How can the author spell "pathetic" but not neck?
Then Liquid Snake Finds the Machine Gun
and Pulls it out
Liquid: <Himself> It was in my pocket this whole time!
and starts shooting Solid Snake and Solid Snake then Throws a Granade
Snake: Where'd I get it? Who cares! Why did I throw it? Who cares!
at the
Metal Gear Doom
Wolf: Did Metal Gear just wander out to see the fight?
Liquid: I bet it's made out of Pepsi boxes and junkyard parts.
and everyone moves out of the way while The Metal Gear Doom falls and then
Solid Snake picked Meryl Up and Moved her and the Meryl wakes up with an Extrem Headache
Snake: Yeah, no kidding.
Liquid: This author knows how to state the obvious, that's for sure.
and
Sniper Wolf shoots Meryl in the arm again and Meryl said Arrggggh UGGGH my arm!!!
Wolf: I'm just cruel in this story.
Liquid: You seem to like shooting Meryl, though.
Snake: I think I might go insane again...
Blood Comes
Out of Meryl's Arm and Then Sniper Wolf shoots Meryl in the Chest
Snake: STOP WITH THE SHOOTING ALREADY!!
Liquid: Calm down, brother!
and said Arrrggghh!!!
Then Sniper Wolf Shot Meryl in the chest again
Snake: <standing up> STOP IT! STOP IT!! STOP THE DAMN TORTURE!!
Wolf: Our torture or hers?
Liquid: Both, I hope...
and blood came out of her chest even but and
Meryl said Arrggghhhhhh!!! Ugggggg!!! Then Meryl falls to the Ground
Snake: Huh? I thought I was holding her?
and Solid Snake said You've
Won This Battle But I will Kill You!!! and they leave
Liquid: All heroes leave in typical cowardly fashion!
Then Sniper Wolf Looks at Liquid Snake and Liquid Snake
Looks at wolf(Song By Vanessa Carlton Called Ordinary Day Plays)
Snake: GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! <pulls out a Stinger and fires at the fic...the fic is unharmed>
Liquid: Well...damn.
Sniper Wolf said aaa Liquid
that was some Nice fighting but erm i have to tell you that I...
Wolf: <Herself> I'm hungry.
Liquid: <Wolf> I'm sleepy...
Snake: <Wolf> I'm demented and enjoy shooting poor, innocent women in the chest and causing them to suffer unbearable pain in the arms of their loved ones!
<Everyone goes silent>
Liquid: Eh?
Snake: I dunno either...
Liquid Snake said Wolf I like
You.
Snake: Want to go to prom with me?
Sniper Wolf said really Cause I like You to. (Song By Enya Called Only Time Plays)
Wolf: <smashes the radio with the fic> Take THAT!
and
Sniper Wolf & Liquid Snake Kissed Each Other.. and Then Liquid Snake & Sniper Wolf Became
Girlfriend & Boyfriend.....
Snake: How...lame.
Liquid: At least it's over!
The End
(By Enya called Only Time Stops Playing)
Wolf: I...hate...you...
Snake: Let's go...
<All get up and leave>