Diclaima (and yes I spelt that wrong on purpose) I don't own nothin'...except cool_guy_101 Hehehe.
Note to all you hardcore Matrix fans: Don't mention that Smith and Neo are in the same chat. Smith's dead. I know. It makes for some good humor. Enjoy it.
~YOU HAVE ENTERED REALITY ROOM #5550690~
Neo: that number looks vaguely familiar....
~m0rpheus has entered the room~
m0rpheus: yo
Neo: yo mo, whats with the name?
m0rpheus: some1 stole my name...the bastards
~smithy has entered the room~
Neo: *bursts out laughing* smithy?
smithy: mr. anderspn
smithy: dmanit...anderson
Neo: my name....is neo! get it right you moronic fool!
m0rpheus: "moronic fool"?
smithy: i realize i made two mistakes in the same sentence...
Neo: cuz your stupid.
smithy: damn you! just because i got run over by a train is no reason to make fun of me!
~tr1n1ty has entered the room~
tr1n1ty: hello
Neo: shut up smithy!
tr1n1ty: did i miss something?
m0rpheus: indeed
~Operator has entered the room~
Operator: hidey ho!
m0rpheus: "hidey ho"?
Neo: must you question everything?
m0rpheus: indeed i must
smithy: you all suck
Neo: how un-agenty of you
Neo: dont say it morpheus!
m0rpheus: "un-agenty"?
m0rpheus: sorry...
tr1n1ty: this is odd...
Operator: ill say! your being atupid...all of you
Operator: thats stupid not atupid.
Neo: wahtever
Neo: sonuva...
tr1n1ty: lol!
smithy: hdfds;nfd;nvktnrpfndsv dv;Ncds;nfdsir
m0rpheus: immature little...
Operator: ill say!
Neo: hes an idiot
Operator: ill say!
tr1n1ty: stop that
Operator: sorry
~cool_guy_101 has entered the room~
cool_guy_101: oops...wrong room
cool_guy_101: how do i get to room #teensex?
smithy: gross!
Operator: ill say!
Operator: oops
Neo: what a freak...get outta here cool guy
~cool_guy_101 has left the room~
Neo: well...hes gone
smithy: no kiddin
m0rpheus: shut your hole smith!
smithy: thats smihty!
smithy: damn...
tr1n1ty: lol! your silly
smithy: cram it!
Neo: thats it...
Neo: *whips out a gun and blows smithy to little tiny pieces*
tr1n1ty: neo....thats an auto! you cant do that! its unfair!
Neo: who cares about fair? hes an agent
smithy: oh...how hurt am i? im invincible! nah nah nah!
Operator: and immature
m0rpheus: ill say!
Operator: ...
m0rpheus: hehehe
Neo: *trounces on smithy's head*
m0rpheus: "trounces"?
Neo: what did i say about questioning words?!?
m0rpheus: :( sorry
tr1n1ty: aw...you made him sad. now im sad too :(
Neo: oh...shut up! im sorry! there i said it!
m0rpheus: thank you :)
tr1n1ty: thank you :)
smithy: youre all wussies!
Operator: huh? hes still here?
smithy: of course i am! where else would i be?
Neo: molesting children...
m0rpheus: lol
tr1n1ty: LMAO!!!
Operator: rotflmao!
smithy: lol
smithy: wait a second...got caugfht in the moment
smithy: damn typos!!!
Neo: bahahahahahhaahhhahahaha!
m0rpheus: a barrel of laughs when neo's around
smithy: you people bore me, im leaving
~smithy has left the room~
Operator: well, i got...stuff to do.
Neo: what kind of stuff?
Operator: just stuff...leave me alone!
~Operator has left the room~
tr1n1ty: yeah...i better go too. catch ya on the flip side!
~tr1n1ty has left the room~
Neo: what the hell does that mean? what flip side?
m0rpheus: beats me...ill never understand women
Neo: lol...aint that the truth?
m0rpheus: youre horrible neo...btw you have kitchen duty tomorrow
Neo: but...im the "One";!!!!
m0rpheus: that excuse wont do you good forever...you still have to help put
m0rpheus: i mean out...whatever
Neo: damn you and your shiny head!
m0rpheus: ill pretend i didnt hear that
~m0rpheus has left the room~
Neo: shoot
~Neo has left the room~