DarkCabbaged!
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To go where you didnt really want to go in the first place.
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Hello! 

Issue four finally!

Needless to say I was so swamped by mails, that I ended up writing this myself.
Enjoy!

Remember - pet photos or good things - email me at dryade.geo@yahoo.com

Funny things that can be heard around the disc 
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X exclaims to you: When I first came to the disc, I could see
     only one choice. Warriors were, well, warriors. I mean, come on. Thieves?
     Too common. Priests? Do I look like a sissy? Wizards? Tie a string to my
     foot and I'd look like a balloon. Witch? They're all girls!

HorrorScopings!
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Beware of Vesta and Jupiter having domestics again!

Aries -
Romance, fortunes,adventure on the high seas! Believing the advertising you take the boat 
to CWC... and end up reading war and peace waiting for the next dock. On the bright side, the 
cook has been flirting with you by talking.

Leo -
Smoochies abound! You wander in a rose coloured fog of bliss, searching out your secret 
admirers... after following the trail through the rogues in Mad Stoat, you stumble upon vital
evidence - it was so secret, even they didnt know!

Sagittarius - 
A quick getaway changes your entire outlook - esp when you realise the God Squad has followed
you!

Taurus -
They say that showing is more fun than telling - untill you wander across a nudist camp at the AM
Pepper Pot... bet you never thought rats had that side to them!

Virgo -
Pruning your life into a sleek streamed character you realise you took one too many prunes and
feel like an imitation fruitbat.

Capricorn -
Fighting your way around the bandits camp you come across a woman in a tattered dress... yet
when you try to recieve your just rewards, she gives you what for and sends you to Granny with a paper
bag.

Gemini -
Feeling entertaining and showing off your lastest look ( which took ages and lots of money for the hair, 
makeup, nails and new men's skirt with matching men's handbag ), you realise afterwards you had
spinach in your teeth and that is why you had everyone's attention.

Libra -
After getting a bit of headlice from your guru helmet, you decide to take a nice rest.  The beautiful
and remote Creel Springs tempts you invitingly to soothe your aches and pains. After going net dead 
to an unfortunate server incident, you re-connect to find yourself covered in crayon writings and labels.
Looks like you were attacked by the idle pygmies of the deep marshes. Besides, purple/green/lilac really
brings out the colour in your eyes.

Aquarius -
Sometimes you really can't win, so compromise and think that you could still win by getting a fairer 
deal overall.  Pishe gives you your life back, but only after giving her most of your xp and money...
unless you copped Thalasso, in which case you have a dubious new friend who also has your money.

Cancer -
Eating imitation food, covered in imitation blueberry scent, wearing imitation trolls teeth, you hold out 
for the real thing with the new trend of imitation Wizzie Sparkle-Glow cutlery. One in every three re-charges.

Scorpio -
Rather than just going for a splash, you go into stealth mode. On the bright side you will get good at it
with many tms... however you may not be found again till Hrun decides to not use you for a 'roids cushion.

Pisces -
Moderation is the key! Watch your health right now, as your monitor command seems to have been turned 
off - almost like your last dance partner after you ate garlic and squid... or was that just being tactful 
with a mis-chat again?

Broken News!
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Woo hooo!!!!
Huge congrats to Elistan for getting into Vet Studies!  We will all need his advice in the coming years!

Watch out for Thursday!!!
Apparently the running of the lemmings in Razorback has been changed this year to the staggering of the 
Ancients in a ruthless crawl to get to the end of the street in time for the mobile library service....
Who will win the battle to get the large print book? 
Stay tuned for ongoing events in this saga of woe and stubbed toes!

Waiting times announced!!!
A jiffy is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. Thus the saying, I will be there in a jiffy. 

Laters!