A l< "Breathe" by Faith Hill
Spoof by JoAnne Shweid
Being with you gets me so high
When you shout your make up dances thru the clouds
I've never seen one so kawaii
Pink hair and ribbons make me smile
Jump right on your Pegasus, and I hope his huge wings
Tickle your nose until then
A tissue, if you please
Your eyes watering with feathered dust
Ring the little bell
Yes, I'm coming up with chicken soup
What a cute "ah-choo!"
Princess, God bless you
Shouldn't you be back in bed with anti-histamine?
I can hear you sneeze
Just sneeze All your friends come stopping by with cheery grins
Lolipops and flowers cheer you up
Daisies and sweet buttercups they do no good
'Cause you've been allergic until then_________________________________________
A l< "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
Spoof by Chibiusa's NA VA (I don't know her name)
Submitted byHotaru-sama
Ahem! May I have your attention please? (What?)
May I have your attention please! (Yeah!)
Will the real Suga Baybee please speak up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
Jaws on the floor, acting like you can buy me in a suga store! (Cha-ching!)
Cruisin the hals, you must be wantin' for more!
Cus' I'm bigger than that
And I won't be stuck on the floor! A-haha-haha-haha! (What you laughing at?)
She didn't just sound like who I thought she did did she?
Heyheyhey! We're sugar! (Where you at?)
I'm right here, sleeping in Loca's pocket! (Haha!)
Suga suga suga suga baybee, suga baybee...
All you other suga baybees are jus imitatin',
So won't the real suga baybee please jump up, please jump up, please jump up!
She's so damn short though! Yeah! (That's my girl, yo!)
And there's a million of us-
Walk like me, bust like me, just don't give a fu-heehee! I would never say that! (suga!)
Walk like me, talk like, have clothes like me, have hair like me, it might
Just be the next best thing, but not quite me...
All you other suga baybees are just imitatin',
So won't the real suga baybee please jump up, please jump up, please jump up!
Suga suga suga suga suga baybee! Suga baybee!
A l< "Butterfly" By Crazytown
Spoof by Lynx
Lotsa butterflies, sugar baby
She's Usagi's younger cousin stayin with them this spring
But I ain't gonna lie, I saw her fall from the sky
And those freaks not on our side, there's nothin that they won't try
Followin her cousin, to kidnap or kill?
Time is passin , I'm askin, could this be real?
In the future, queen in a crystal
The only thing I really know is that there's danger here
That I can feel, one crystal wasn't enough
We gotta help out the kid because her times are rough
To the past, and we've found ever since she's been around
That she's the key to our future so we can't let her down
Lotsa butterflies, sugar baby
Hey, Small Lady, You're Usagi's baby
That whining you make is drivin me crazy*
But now two soldiers arrive, we can't catch our breath
They say they want to find pure hearts, but what the heck is that?
But now Chibi-Usa's back, Sugar Heart Attack
She thinks Hotaru's the best, but Hotaru is possessed
She's sacrificed, when she thought Hotaru so nice
That's irony for you, but what can you do?
Hey, what's happenin now?
I see Messiah breakin out through the dark clouds
Since it's just what we do, we'll save her again now
So-
Thought you were competing with Usagi for Mamoru
Whatever you want to do, girl, Mamoru's too old for you!
Anyway, Amazon's evil, Talkin' bout flyin horses in her head
I used to think that Pegasus were only in the books I read
But Helios saved us when we were almost dead
You fill those empty spaces with the dreams we're always chasin
And as far as I can see, one more season after this
So, Chibi, here is a song, and when you go home- I guess you will be missed.
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