| I Just Can't Wait to be King |
| Drakken: Well, when I become king that'll be the first thing to go. Kim: Not so long as I'm around. (Start fading in intro to "I Just Can't Wait to Be King") Drakken: Well, in that case, you're fired. Kim: Hmmm- Nice try, but no one can do that. (Pokes Drakken's nose) Shego: Well, he's the future king. Drakken: Yeah. (shoving Kim slightly) So you have to do what I tell you. Kim: Not yet I don't. And with an attitude like that, I'm afraid you're shaping up to be a pretty pathetic king indeed. Drakken: Hmph. Not the way I see it. (Full song, colors change to wild pop-African LITERALLY! Background abruptly becomes surreal, brightly-colored cartoon style.) Drakken: I'm gonna be a mighty king So enemies beware! Kim: Well, I've never seen a king of beasts With quite so little hair (Drakken snorts at her. Rufus falls into a pile of leaves and gets a mane of leaves.) Drakken (watching Rufus): I'm gonna be the mane event Like no king was before Rufus: (nods) Ron: RUFUS! (Drakken climbs a log) Drakken: I'm brushing up on looking down I'm working on my ROAR (On "ROAR" Kovu roars at Ron, startling him backwards into a puddle.) Ron: (Drying on what appears to be a hanging towel) Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing (Camera pulls back and reveals the "towel" as one arm of the Jackal which hits Ron as with a golf club, sending him skipping like a stone across a shallow pool of water; the pair follow immediately.) Drakken: Oh, I just can't wait to be king! Kim: (Speaking) You've rather a long way to go, Drakken, if you think- (For this verse Kim is making quick spoken-part replies to each line. Shego and Drakken are on each side of Kim; as she turns to talk to one, the other starts to laugh at her, while the other mocks her.) Drakken: No one saying do this. Kim: Now when I said that, I - Shego: No one saying be there. Kim: What I meant was- Drakken: No one saying stop that. Kim: Look, what you don't realize- Drakken/Shego: No one saying see here. Kim: Now see here! (Drakken and Shego are now riding DNAmy's snow beast.) Shego: Free to run around all day, Kim: Well, that's definitely out- Shego: Free to do it all my way! Ron: (Flying ahead of the pair with Kim on their jetpacks, looking back to speak to them and so not paying attention ahead) I think it's time that you and I Arranged a heart to heart. (Flies into the Jackal's back) Drakken (shaking his finger in an annoying way): Kings don't need advice From bird-brained sidekicks for a start. (Kim lands on a branch) Kim: If this is where the monarchy is headed Count me out! Out of service, out of Middleton I wouldn't hang about-Aagh! (The camera pulls back to reveal Kim has lighted on a log being washed towards a waterfall. It disappears over the edge. Kim yells in surprise, but quickly reappears with Ron, flying towards and through the camera.) Kim: This song is getting wildly out of wing! Drakken: Oh, I just can't wait to be king! (The pair trot up a corridor of Drakken's guards standing at attention; when Kim and Ron follow, they all turn to face Kim and Ron, while the pair wave nervously. Drakken and Shego run about under a moving herd of elephants while the African flute leads a short instrumental sequence. Kim and Ron fly overhead, looking for them. Drakken ends up standing on a giraffe's head.) Drakken: Everybody look left, Everybody look right, (Kim and Ron yell as the herd almost tramples them. Drakken hops up a ladder of giraffe heads) Drakken: Everywhere you look I'm (Sliding down a giraffe's neck into theatrical pose while everyone salaams) Standing in the spotlight! Kim: (Speaking, but in strict time) Not yet! (Kim is very amazed and shocked that the whole song and the town has turned upside down to favor Drakken.) Chorus of villains and Middletonites: Let every creature go for broke and sing. Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing. It's gonna be King Drakken's finest fling. (The Chorus of citizens form a pyramid with Drakken, Shego, Calvin, Hobbes, Simba, Nala, Kovu, Kiara, Nuka, Zira, Scar, Vitani, and the rest of Simba's pride on top. ) Drakken & Chorus: Oh I just can't wait to be king! Oh I just can't wait to be king! Oh I just can't waaaaaait to be king! (The pyramid topples leaving DNAmy's snowbeast sitting on Kim and Ron. What they don't know is that everyone has run off.) Kim: (Muffled) I beg your pardon, madam, but GET OFF! Drakken? Shego? Ron: Kim? Kim: Yes, Ron? Ron: Why do I have the feeling Drakken and Shego have tricked us. Kim: AUGH!!! |
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