| (Camera switches to Drakken. Shego, Timon, and Pumbaa sneaking up to the edge of Middleton. From behind a log, they observe close up the hordes of criminals.) Timon: criminals. I hate criminals. (To Drakken, whispering) So what's your plan for gettin' past those guys? Drakken: Live bait. Timon: Good idea. (Realizing) Heeey. Drakken: Come on, Timon-- you guys have to create a diversion. Timon: (Incredulous) What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula? (Camera switch to Timon in a hula outfit. The music sung is The Hawaiian War Chant much like the Spike Jones arrangement. Pumbaa is set up like a roast pig, even with an apple in his mouth. Jungle drum riff.) Timon: Luau! If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat Come on down and dine On this tasty swine All you have to do is get in line (Parenthetical parts are Pumbaa singing; the apple is at his feet.) Aaaare you achin' (Yup, yup, yup) Foooor some bacon? (Yup, yup, yup) Heeee's a big pig (Yup, yup) You could be a big pig too. Oy! (They run off screaming to lead some of the criminals away. Drakken and Shego make it by.) Drakken: Shego, you find Ron and rally the lionesses. (determinedly) I'll look for Senor Senior Sr. |
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