Pretty self-explanatory, but if you'd like to ask something else, feel free to drop us a line.
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What is BaMDiP? |
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Short for Brian and Matt's Drunk in Public. |
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What is with the color coded words? |
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To emphasize when Brian or Matt is speaking independently of each other, we have used color coding. Brian is denoted by text in GREEN , Matt by BLUE, and staff comments in PURPLE. |
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Why is Brian's name first? |
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Someone had to be first and alternating is silly. Brian conceded some other design points in exchange for that honor. Or maybe it is just alphabetical. |
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Are your names really Brian and Matt? |
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Yes they are. Unlike our pictures, we will not post the last names of ourselves, our staff, or any guest reviewers / people we meet with one exception - can you find it? |
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With all your secrecy, how will I recognize you in a bar? |
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Write here ahead of time to coordinate with us. We try to keep a schedule of big trips and crawls here, so it shouldn't be too hard to find us - look for two guys with notepads. |
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You gave my favorite place a bad review! Why do you suck? |
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We, in fact, do not suck. You (sir or madam) suck - readily and verily. |
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When will you review my favorite place? |
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Write us here and ask us to. We always have some places we want to go in mind, but are open to suggestions. |
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Why don't you review more places in DC, or any in Maryland? |
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Uh, it is against our mission statement. We are trying to prove there is stuff in the Virginia 'burbs here - so going into DC too often would be counterproductive. On the other hand, there are no good places in Maryland. Marylanders, send your flames here. |
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Your pictures suck! Why is that? |
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There are many answers to that. First off, neither of us has had photography training. Secondly, we do not like to attract attention to ourselves when reviewing - so no flash. This means we need to use a long exposure in the camera. This, in turn, requires a steady hand. Now, remember that we have been drinking. This all adds up to what we like to call "drunk cam" and produces the fuzzy pictures you see. |
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Is Brian really a drunk and Matt an insomniac? |
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As far as you know, yes. Our BaMDiP personalities are caricatures of our real selves - there is some basis in reality, but you'd have to meet us to be sure of the truth. (jesus, a simple "yes" would have sufficed) |
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Why are you doing this? Do you get paid? |
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Would you pay us to do this? If so, write us here. No, we needed a focus to motivate us to go out - otherwise we would just drink at home and get gross and moldy. As it turns out, it was a pretty good way to get our other friends out of the house and as a conversation piece in general. So, we do it for kicks. |
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