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Sanders Ong has been convicted of jaywalking, and faces charges of treason. In lieu of forensic diagnostics, Sanders Ong will be subverted under water. In the case that he floats, his guilt will be corroborated and he shall be processed by law*. In the case that he sinks and dies via respiratory obstruction, he will be emancipated on good behavior.
This website will also be temporarily suspended, pending political jurisdiction, and the word "theory" will be conjugated where ever the terms "evolution," "round earth," "heliocentric," or "gravity" are mentioned, because it is "not proven fact; it is opinion... It is not [his] place, nor should it be to make a declaration such as this about the existence of the universe that discounts intelligent design by a creator." - George Deutsch, Bush appointee in denial of NASA's interpretation of scientific data.
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