The Legend of Drunk Spanky
What can be said about the drunk person you see to the right? Alot? A little? Nothing at all. This poor son of a bitch has a story behind the pictures taken and I feel that before I can tell it you should know who his girly looken ass is.

Name: Spanky (real name Miguel)
Age: 19-20 (age doesn't matter)
Occupation: Fired from Jack-in-
the-Box (what a stupid loser)
Race: Mexican ( beaner to be exact)

OK, so now you are associated with this sad sack of shit we can go on with the story....why did I use the roayl we.....anyway....read on.
He can't open his eyes to face that fact he's drunk.....
   Well It's a saturday night and I'v retired to my bed to sleep like the lazy bum that I am. As I beging to drift off into nothing ness my cousin Nick starts shaking my foot and tells me "Arthur...you have to come help me bring spanky inside...Arthur."
    I stand up in my drunk sleep like haze and stumble outside to the font yard. I stop for a second and come too. I ask nick "Where the fuck is he" and nick keeps walking out to the street. I follow him and see Spanky in all his glory in a FREAKING SHOPPING CART! To make matters worse the shopping cart was turned over and this fucken ass clown was crammed into it.
   I walk up to this dirty Mexican and the smell of beer engulfs me. It turns out this beaner drank his ass stupid till he passed out.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!!!!
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