Conan and Arthur....
Conan of course thought by saying all this I was flirting with him.....
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| Late Night with Conan and Arthur.... |
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| For a short time I was Conan O' Brien's side kick on the late night hit talk show "Late Night with Conan O' Brien". To the left is actual footage never shown to the public of Conan and I discussing what happens to your toilet paper once it goes down the sewer drains. I have a thoery that the government analyzes the data and then, in turn, makes the | |||||||||||||
| price of certian produce consumed by a vast majority of the public increase to absurd amounts....... Conan of course thought by saying all this I was flirting with him..... |
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| The sheduled guest was Sean Connery but in rehersal he had said something about sodomizing Conans dad while he watched and cried like a whiney bitch. The former Mr. Bond went further on to tell me that I needed to grow some bigger tits. Upon hearing this I gave him a left hook and he returned that attack with a knee to my neck. He then walked over to Conan and slammed his face into the desk smashing it to pieces. After that Mr. Connery pissed on Conan's limp body and walked off the set..... | |||||||||||||
| After the year 2000 sketch Conan suggest we should have gone with they "If They Mated" sketch instead. He also suggested that we should mate and that I need bigger tits. Having heard it for the 5th time that day I told Conan to fuck off and go suck a lemon. He told me to calm down relax and start 'experimenten'. For no reason at all bubble foam started emitting from everywhere and the whole show turned an uncontrollable insane rave. I took this oppertunity to sneak out and alert the proper authorities and two minuites late the whole set was tear gasses cleared out and burned to the ground... | |||||||||||||
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| I didn't hold everything that had happened agianst Conan and even offered him a friendly kiss good bye, but hot-shot played it kewl and smiled for the cameras. I'm sad to say that show bussiness is not my bussiness but I had a great time and Conan glady told me to never show my face in New York agian or else he would cut off my nuts and stapled them to my ankles. I think there's some kind of moral to this story but you'de have to dig through all the gay jokes to get it and I'm not in a digging mood right now....if you DO find out the moral let me know cause I'd like to know... | |||||||||||||
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