The best place to waist
your precious life way....


So you've stumble onto my site. The eternal site dedicated to all things slimey that glow in the dark and satisfying it's author's sick obession with peanut butter. To the right you'll find what I like to call the navigation button (a phrase which I've copyright so everytime you hear anyone say
it inform me and they will owe me a nickel) which
will take you to my other equally useless pages.
Or if you'de like to try to understand the psyche
of the person who created all this ridiculous
nonsense simply click the link to the right. Well
aside from that I have no further instruction for
you...go forth....click stuff....and for god's sake
man pull you pants up and take your dick out of
that donkey's mouth

I'd also advise any of you who like what you see to
send me monney as soon as possible. Any kind of
monney will help, even monopoly monney and food
that has been smashed into the shape of actual monney.....
Hey look a GuestBook thingie. I've heard these things are fun for the whole family. So now you asses can stop sending me hate mail and start with the hate Signing.....I really like the hate to stop all together but I'm realistic about it.....enjoy
Stupid babies need the most attention....
The middle east menace's beard can be yours if you play your cards right....
A collection of vegetables thrown at me daily....
Many other 'fancy' websites give thier visitors these shiney new washer dryers and other toys to play with and since I want to be as kewl as kewl can be I'm giving YOU (the web site visitors) the choice of what prize should be given away......your choices are:
SADAM'S BEARD
A STUPID BABY
VEGETABLES
Link To Home Page
Link To Links Page
Link To Stuff Page
Link To Qoutes Page
Link To Peoples Page
This one animation cost me over 2 million dollars.....
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