| Bill Novack is the man!! |
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| He is the man for many reasons. But one in particular is him hooking us up with a lot of bootlegs. He also attended Corey's wedding. He is the man on many levels. Let's see what makes him the man. |
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| He kicks ass much like The Boz. Bo Jackson is his bitch. |
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| He knows the importance of the one and only Richie Scarlet. Bill could be Richie's long lost brother, or a cyborg Richie Scarlet if the damn scientists would hurry up and create cyborg body parts. Hurry up already you damn scientists!!! |
| If Bill was a glacier, he would look like that. Look at the size of that ass kickin glacier! That helicopter is pissing itself at the sight of it! That glacier would rule the kingdom with a mighty sword. If anyone screws around, they will face punishment. |
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| If he was a food, he would be pizza because it can cover 4 food groups at one time. Sometimes even 5 food groups. Plus you can dip it in Italian dressing. |
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| He is also the man because he sings about Pussycats and gets all the women. Plus he has see thru tank tops and 10 shitloads of chest hair. Tight blue pants are for ass kickers only!!!! |
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| He is the man because, just like Bert, he doesn't take shit from any snot nosed kid.You will sit here, and you will like it!!! Face the facts you little punk, Bert is an asskicker!! |
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| He always has on a brown leather jacket, just like the Fonz. He normally wears it even when he combs his hair and smokes cigarettes, or when he plays chicken with some patsies. |
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| He also has a Magnum PI mustache, which in and of itself makes him the man, but in addition to his other attributes, makes him the man + 6. |
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| He knows Tod Howarth is a huge soft rocking jackass. He would kick Tod Howarth's ass if presetned with the oppoutunity to do so. Tod Howarth sucks!!! Bill has nothing to worry about here, because Tod Howarth is a poser. |
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| He is a good man, with a loving family and a shitload of quality bootlegs. This is not a picture of Bill and his family, but look how happy they are. That's like Bill's family. Having so many cool bootlegs, and being the man can make your whole family happy. Awwww look at that little baby. |
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| This is NOT Bill and his wife, but Bill looks a lot like this fat fucker. As a matter of fact, Bill may be the only guy in the world that could take up a whole picture like this and live to tell about it. He kicks ass, just like this guy, but again, THIS IS NOT BILL!!! Bill's head is much bigger and he's fat...and PHAT!! |