| Otorpis |
| Don't pretend you don't know what Otorpis is. Only a stupid jackass doesn't know what Otorpis is. If you're a stupid jackass, then I'll tell you what it is. It is probably the most functional word in any language. Even those dumbass foreigner languages. Here's what Otorpis is: |
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| In Riyadh, these men Worship The Otorpis, or in its plural form, Otorpi. They believe the Otorpis is their holy keeper. The Otorpis created the seas and most importantly the sharks. These people believe sharks are the closest being in spirit to the Otorpi. The guy in the front of the line is pissed because it's his turn to be sacrificed to the sharks of Otorpi. Hey man, don't be such a pussy, you knew what you were getting into when you joined the Otorpisians. Take it like a man. |
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| This is a bunker of Otorpis. It's kinda like a shitty version of Stonehenge. People don't even waste their time visiting it, but cows like it. |
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| Some people use the word "Otorpis" for evil. This dirty old man created a dirty child porn ring called El Otorpissss. He was arrested and beaten for being a sicko and for misusing the word Otorpis. Thumbs up you sick old fuck! |
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| In Australia, they call a karate chop an "Otorpis attack maneuver to the throat". Karate chop is easier to say, but anything Otorpianly chopped, stays chopped. Chhhhhhhhhhhhop!! |
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| This is a picture of an Otorpisian swimming in lake Otorpisssiass. In the background is the temple of Otorpis. It is serene. Right after this picture was taken, the guy pissed in the lake and was immediately shot. |
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| These girls are totally Otorpis. That means they are hot. Exactly the way they should be. Only the hottest girls can be Otorpis. Merry Christmas!! |
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| Otorpis in monkey language means to splash water on your own monkey crotch. Look how much fun that is. He is loving every second of it. Otorpis is important. |
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| Otorpis is how funny it is when a dumbass businessman falls on his ass. Take that corporate loser. Looks like somebody has a broken leg! I expect a memo about it on my desk by 5. |
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| Otorpis is the feeling of excitement you have after you beat your opponent to his death bare chested in the snow using only a stick and ninja moves. You fool, your camoflage won't work on me, I am a NINJA!! Taste death my hard nippled foe!! |
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| Otorpis is what it is called when you inherit the world's bananna supply. Our earth supply of banannas is dwindling and now this man owns them all thanks to his dirty blackmailing. But on the bright side, he also has a horse glued to his dick. |