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| Jackasses of the Entertainment World!! |
| Fred Durst - Jackass #1 |
| Carson Daly - Jackass #2 |
| This jackass thinks he started the whole rap-metal craze...what a thing to be proud of, Fred!!! We're so proud of you!! We were wondering if you could possibly top yourself by sticking your head in a meat grinder? Take that stupid hat off first though...that's an expensive looking hat. You are also fat. Look into it. Fatty. |
| Where do you start with a jackass of this magnitude? Let's see...TRL!! You are best known as the host of this jackass collection of videos and kids screaming and looking like...well, jackasses!! You're so suave and hip that NBC gave you a talk show...allbeit at beucoup in the fucking morning, but YOU got the call when it was time to go on!! Congratulations!! This man is the world's biggest poser. He looks like he walked right off of a generic college guy creating machine. You are the most boring person on the planet. If you ever have Ted Nugent on, ask him to shoot you right there. RATINGS GALORE!! |
| Pauly Shore - Jackass #3 |
| Geraldo Rivera - Jackass #4 |
| Not only is Pauly a jackass, he's a weasel as well!! MTV thought, again, that by lowering the intelligence bar they could cash in on the youth of America...it worked!! Well, it worked for about 10 minutes which is exactly how long his career lasted. Kids quickly figured out that he was a moron and after his starring role in BioDome, it was all over...too bad, JACKASS!! |
| Holy shit!! Just look at this jackass!! Geraldo made us all want to eat shit after watching him open up Al Capone's EMPTY VAULT in the 80's!!! He got hit in the nose with a chair, went to Afghanistan to cover the "war", and still is a jackass!! Did you see him almost get shot? `Nice job...JACKASS!!! |
| Vanilla Ice - Jackass #5 |
| Enrique Iglasias - Jackass #6 |
| Collaborate and listen...this guy is a jackass!!! One album, at that time, wasn't too bad. Then came the movie, Cool As Ice or whatever the fuck it was called. It should have been called Jackass With Bad Hair And No Talent On A Motorcycle!! What the hell?!?! He should get with Fred Dusrt and just sit somewhere away from civilization forever...and ever!! |
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| Just because girls think you're cute, does not mean you are good. In fact, you suck. The voices inside your mole might be telling you that you don't suck, but they are lying. You do suck. |
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| Bud Selig Jackass # 7 |
| Hmmm. Why is he a jackass? Oh yeah, he called off the World Series in 1994. Oh yeah, he has no business being the Commisioner of the game of baseball. Oh yeah, he ended the All Star game in a tie. WHAT THE FUCK???? This isn't some bullshit soccer game you old jackass. Oh yeah, he lets drug addicts of every size shape and color remain in the game, and even be considered for the Hall of Fame, but will not give Pete Rose a chance to get back into baseball. What a fucking jackass. I hope Darryl Strawberry injects you with heroin. |
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| Kid Rock Jackass #8 |
| So many reasons here. For one his name is Kid Rock, but you can't call that bullshit he plays rock. That is rap rock, which by definition is music from a rhino's asshole. He thinks he's some kind of great musician. Too bad he's wrong. He is a jackass who used to have a haircut like that one guy from kid n play. The only guy who should ever have a haircut like the guy from kid n play is the guy from kid n play. JACKASS!!!!!!!!! |
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| Nelly & other Rap "Stars" Jackass #9 |
| What is the english language? Oh who cares, I'll just change letters around and make up my own words. "Who Yo Baby Mama?" "Um.... Ice Cream??" J to the AC K to the izASS. Rap. Boy it must be easy to turn on a record player, find a song you like and then make up garbage on the top of it. But the best and funniest part is that you consider yourself musicians. That is hilarious. Musical instruments don't have 2 turntables on them. What a fucking joke. Yo, what kinda clothes are in this week? |
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| Major League Baseball |
| Jackass #10 |
| Gosh, I only make 2.5 million a year, I need my salary to escalate at a faster pace. I can only buy 4 overpriced and uneccesary cars per year at this salary. And I can only afford dvd players in 3 of my cars!!! How can I live?. Fuck you; you greedy sons of bitches!!!! Even the shittiest players in the league league make 6 figure salaries!! The guys that play like 15 games a year!! I know they haven't gone on strike yet, but even considering going on strike is ridiculous. How much money do you assholes need? Damn! It is obvious that in order for basball to survive, there must be a salary cap or some kind of revenue sharing, but you assholes are too fucking greedy to let than happen. All of you are jackasses!!! |
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| Rap Rock Artists Jackasses#11 |
| Here's the formula for a successful rap rock band: one bald guy, one guy with facial hair, one guy with dreadlocks, one guy with braids, one fat mexican guy. Everyone must look angry, and scream, and act tough. Mix and match these ingredients around, and today's new rock radio stations will be lining up to beat you off. Plus, they will think that you are actually a good band. What they don't realize is that you are part of a phase like hair metal was in the 80's. Only you are much worse. No one will remember who you are in 2 years. You are making rock music suck, and for that you are all Jackasses!!!! What's the difference between Disturbed, Linkin park, godsmack, staind, korn, limp bizkit, and 800 other bands? Who the fuck cares. They all fucking suck. |
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| Hey jackasses............ |