| Michael Hughett |
| The Official Site of the Hughett |
| This is the site for Michael Hughett. That's his given name, but he is working on having it legally changed to either Screech Powers, or Dustin Diamond. Michael Hughett is a fan of bright yellow suits. That is the truth. On the official site of the Hughett, you can find out many things about the mythic Hughett. What crazy shit has he done? Is he crazy? Does he like Kelly or Jessie? We will find out....... |
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| To crack open the myth, we must travel back to his early days on the high school wrestling team. He didn't wrestle in the matches very often, and wasn't the best of his class. So when asked why he was on the wrestling team, he said it was the added benefits..... He looks happy. |
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| Around the same time, he started becoming obsessed with Mr. Rogers. He wasn't really sure what it was about Mr. Rogers that he liked so much. The removing of his sweater and shoes, the fish feeding, the train that went from his house to a mysterious puppet world when there was a puppet king, or the traffic light he had in his house. One thing he DID NOT like, however was the safety warnings Mr. Rogers would give each day to the kids. Hughett felt that if a kid wanted to take candy from a stranger, they should be allowed to; a policy he enforces to this day. |
| Tragedy Strikes!! Disgusted by Michael's love for Screech, and feeling that he was too immature for her needs, his girlfriend Teresa dumped him for a 21 year old after only dating him for a short while, and is now married to him. This left Michael Hugggggggggett wondering.... "Just who the hell is this mystery 21 year old????" |
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| After that horrible event, Hughett decided it was time for him to get a job. He has a degree in engineering, so this should be very simple to do. He found a job relative quickly, and enjoys the work. He was quoted on CNN as saying "I've finally found my way..... I have a purpose now." Here's a shot from his work id badge. |
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| Richie, Is that your wife??? |
| One day after seeing Ace Frehley in concert, Hughett and some friends were waiting around after the show. Steve Werner came out and was talking to them, and then Richie Scarlet came out. Richie was talking with a girl, and ignoring everyone else. Hughett goes over to Richie, and interrupts their conversation. He then asks Richie if that was his wife!!!! Everyone was dumbfounded. Richie replies "No man..... this is my friend_____________!!!" His friend apologized to Richie, and they took Hughett out of there. Hughett still wants to shoot himself for that one. |
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| The above photo is of Joey Lawrence challenging Hughett to a knife fight at the mall after Hughett asked Joey if the girl he was nailing from behind was his wife. Hughett has a problem with keeping things on the down low. Joey Lawrence then kicked the shit out of him. |
| Immortalized in the Pantheon |
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| Hughett and some pals were in Nashville to see KISS play at the Gibson Guitars 100th Anniversary show. The park lawn is tiered, and looked very cool. Hughett and the guys decided they wanted to be down in the front, but unfortunately, they were like 5-7th in line to get in. The gates opened, and Hughett hands his ticket to the taker, gets his stub, and sprints towards the stage....He jumped in the air, and hit the first tier on a roll, takes 3 running steps, and jumps, rolls on the second tier, and keeps that up all the way down the lawn. The crowd is watching him, and starts to cheer real loud every time he jumps and rolls. He made it to the bottom, and the crowd roared with its approval. Hughett proved that he was a badass on that day. |
| Below, is actual satellite footage of Hughett becoming a man. |
| Hughett's Interests (Besides Screech) |
| If you have ever been around Hughett, you know he is the biggest Bay City Rollers fan who doesn't live in Greenland. He has 4 different items autographed by the whole original lineup of the band. He has "Saturday Night" as his ring tone on his cell phone, and He has a picture of the lead singer above his bed. If you ever say the words Bay, City or Roller in any combination around him, he will go off on a tangent about how they are one of the most influential bands of all time. |
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| Below are the lyrics to the Bay City Rollers song "Wouldn't You Like It". They actual lyrics are in black and Hughett's interperetation of the lyrics is in red. |
| Wouldn't You Like It |
| Wouldn't You like to come and spin me Oooh yeah baby Round round round I like circles, let's do it Wouldn't you like to come and take me Soup Down down down Sex So come around round round Orgasm Wouldn't you like it The parallel between man and woman Wouldn't you like it Our differences make us better Maybe we could be lovers Sexual intimacy So come up and see me Nudity Please let me please you I like giving head Maybe we could be lovers Sexual lovers Wouldn't you like it We are soulmates Wouldn't you like it Starry eyed lovers Let's spend the night together You and me hot lady Come up and see me Visit me when I'm naked Please let me please you Again, I like giving head I wanna love you so come on now Hurry the hell up Wouldn't you like it Our love is super We'd be alone and we could Existentialism love turn the lights down low Videotape us doing it Just you and me and we could Fornication take it nice and slow Foreplay Come on, I won't let go Come on I won't let go Wouldn't you like it We can become 1 Wouldn't you like it Together always Maybe we could be lovers We could be lovers So come up and see me, Take a polaroid of me naked Please let me please you I like giving head Maybe we could be lovers Sex is a possibility Wouldn't you like it The both of us naked Wouldn't you like it Sounds dirty Let's spend the night together Sex Come up and see me Voyeur Please let me please you I give head constantly I wanna love you so come on now ???? Wouldn't you like it I'll put on Rod Stewart Wouldn't you like it We can do it to Downtown Train Wouldn't you like it Bring over some candles Maybe we could be lovers I'll drip hot wax on myself So come up and see me Look at photos of me naked Please let me please you I said I give head please listen Maybe we could be lovers We can make some sex Wouldn't you like it Combine our love Wouldn't you like it sex sex sex Let's spend the night together You can eat cereal off my nips Come up and see me Look at my ass Please let me please you I will give head I wanna love you so come on now Love is hard Wouldn't you like it Wouldn't You like it |
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| Alas, true love has swept Michael off his feet. On the left here, you'll see the first snap shot Michael has taken so far of his lovely new girlfriend. They were visiting an art museum. Some of the paintings are from the 19th and 20th century, like Michael's girlfriend. She did not die at the museum. Corey and Mike would like to wish Michael and Haddy all the best. |