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| Things you probably haven't heard before and probably will never hear again. |
| "This penguin is going to eat my fossilized wee wee product whether it likes it or not." |
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| "My nose is bleeding because I'm a dirty terrorist." |
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| "My penis won't go in his back sir! Sir, may I attempt to fuck his ear instead?" |
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| "Your baby screams only make me raise my skirt higher." |
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| "That damn sand turtle has a gun!! And it's gonna shoot our helicopter. ATTACK!!!" |
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| "We should have created this snow woman laying down so we could make porno movies like my grandpa does." |
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| "Trading stocks makes my testicles smaller!!" |
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| "Gravity is just like physics." |
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| Meat talking would be original in itself so we see no need to have this steak saying anything...ah fuck it!!! "Eat me...I have poison in my gristle." |
| "OINK OINK OINK!!!" |
| "Robots are intelligent. Alex Trebek is no match for us. I have spikes for hands. Bologna grease coats my circuitry." |